OfficeOracle
@TheOfficeOracle
'Tom' is the ultimate office know it all.Expert on ANY subject.We tweet his wisdom.
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"How can you become an alcoholic? You know, drinking in the morning and that? I dont understand it.I drink every day but not in the morning"
''Ahhhr, my mum got me a dressing gown, I've never had one of those before''
'yes, boots are good for that, for supporting your ankle, thats why you wear them'
"Ahhhrrrrr, wa, egg, bah, you can use logic to work out what you need to do"
"Eee, aa, bah, I dont know why it is but whenever you smell foxes poo, you then cannot stop smelling it"
"You see the packet and it shows a heat rating of 5 small chilli's on it but you think, Oh its the shops own brand, it wont be up to much"
"It is really mild at the moment, I dont have my heating on"
"Ahhhhrrrrrr I think you'll find that in the Bermuda Triangle, you can do a half hour journey in 2 minutes"
''when I was really young I supported Man United because my best mate did''
"Well, children dont know how to express themselves to adults. They naturally assume adults are always right."
"Carp get used to their own water, they dont like being moved. It's because of the PH of the water"
''You have two problems with koi, you have to heat the pond all year round, and they grow massive. I ended up with a fantail"
"I dont overly enjoy being traipsed around to be honest. I dont like being anywhere else but my home for long periods of time"
"Ahhhhrrrrr, ag ab aj, what supermarkets do, if you want to feed more people, you buy bigger"
"Ahhhhrrrrr, I like off dry wine. Its not too dry. And its not too sweet"
"You can get gel that helps your skin for when you shave your legs. Aloe Vera soothes your skin afterwards"
"Ahhrrrrr, yeah it was ancient..... at least 1540's or around that date. Ancient."
"Victorians used to have a lip on their cups to catch their moustaches so it didnt go in their tea"
"Ahhhrrrrr, no I like books because you can put them on your book shelf"
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