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✨“A plethora of woke-ness” -my gramma ✨~she/her~ ✨pom mom✨

Every “requirement” listed on a job search should add a dollar to the pay above minimum wage. Like I’m sorry you have 7 requirements listed you should not be paying $15 an hour.


If you’re going to sell your plasma. Give yourself a good 3 hours for your first appointment….I’m at an hour an a half and still haven’t gotten to the blood room.


My party trick is that I can name all the Duggar children in order.


Shane and Bartise give me the Luke P ick


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46 men were arrested in Frisco, TX because they were all part of a sex trafficking ring. A volunteer firefighter, a HS teacher, a youth pastor, a semi-pro hockey player, & a hospital director of operations are some of those arrested. But ZERO were drag queens.


I just used my new health insurance for the first time for prescriptions and my prescription was just $1.82. Like what. Double covered on my parents this same prescription was $5.


Love is blind should REQUIRE therapy. Individual and couples therapy. And I guarantee their success rate would be way higher.


Who gave the men on love as blind the audacity to not only not be attracted to these gorgeous women but to vocalized said un attraction to them.


I feel like I didn’t hear from teamsnapchat for years and now I’m getting snaps from them all the time.


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the nice thing about my ADHD is that if my apartment is haunted I will literally never notice it “silly me, always leaving these cupboards and drawers open and the sink running at full blast,” I say, as a frustrated ghost screams into a pillow in the corner


Aparently people don’t know what trunk or treating is…


What I’ve learned from life and from tiktok is that men that are 6’2 don’t lie about they’re height. Everyone else does.


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“He committed the heinous act of having a consensual kiss and not telling us, his friends” ... that wasn’t actually the issue, but I guess snl doesn’t really understand holding men responsible for workplace sexual misconduct.


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Y’all think Ariel is gonna date Pete Davidson now or what? #tryguys


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so the #tryguys drama is a lot but it really opened my eyes to one thing: we’ve ALL been watching Try Guys content behind closed doors?? You mean to tell me I could’ve discussed my Try Guys theories with any one of y’all this whole time???


Wait chip and dale aren’t brothers?


Okay I can kinda understand how I landed on gnometok. But bamarushtok. Whyyy


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