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Plight Attendant

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I'm sorry we're out of your favorite cocktail mix.

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When I stress over flight delays and cancellations, I remind myself snow is pretty.


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I mean you’re barely trying, dude

10 years ago today, I was fired from my job as @selenagomez’s hand rest.

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When I woke up this morning

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Sara is secretly Wonder Woman. You heard it here first.

10 years ago today, I was fired from my job as @selenagomez’s hand rest.

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Please bear with me. The next two weeks I'll be going through carb withdrawals and might be a bit testy.


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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

10 years ago today, I was fired from my job as @selenagomez’s hand rest.

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Anyone else trying to get as many carbs in as they can before they start their New Year's resolution to eat better?


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damn… these CAPTCHA’s keep getting harder and harder 😅😅

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You can’t open the lavatory door but you trying to sit in the exit row? 🤔


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Folks, please don't do this 👇 An "unruly" passenger onboard a Delta flight was taken into FBI custody upon landing. The woman got into an altercation with another passenger over mask-wearing, despite she herself not wearing her mask. #MaskUpAmerica thehill.com/policy/transpo…


Needs a little gladiator figure.

Veni. Vidi. Conveni. Consedi. I came. I saw. I fit. I sit.

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Sometimes I wish my refrigerator was like an Amazon box. I would like to open it up and find something cool in there that I forgot I purchased...


Sheba says Merry Christmas!

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Have yourself a merry little Christmas Please don't push the light I'll say again Your seat and tray must be put upright Have yourself a - sir please put up your mask How many times must I ask? Running this flight Is such a Herculean task...


So, who's old enough to remember the Security Egg? 🧐

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Later on, we'll perspire, As we stare at the fire, And face so afraid, The bills left unpaid... Coping with your Xanax in your hand.


I'm really missing the full mall experience this year. #GenX #Christmas


Last Christmas, I gave you first class, But when you sat down, you drank like a clown (you drank like a clown) This year, you can't have a beer, And you can sit in economy (economy)!


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