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Stay home and think about dinosaurs.
Apply for that job, text your crush, eat the donut. You never know when the asteroid
TODAY'S POEM When things are really crappy, It's best to cuddle a duck, When life seems far from happy, It's best not to give a great deal of over-thinking to the present unpropitious circumstances .
In the meantime, you best be good now. Got my eyes on you'all . Ya hear ?
Happy Saturday 💃
Velociraptor. Utahraptor. Bambiraptor. Oh. Wait. You said rappers. 🦕🦖
Best. 👏 Tour. 👏 Ever!!! 👏 California, we love you. Now back to our home in the woods. 🌳🌿🌴
Sundust Music Festival, that afternoon set was scorching! Don’t miss us in the late-night tent. We’re gonna rock until the break of megalo-dawn!!!
Psst, on your drive out to Sundust, keep your eyes peeled for our prehistoric pals chilling on the side of the interstate. 🦖🦕
It’s nearly the end of tour, and the van is a tyrannosaurus wreck. About to hit the road. See you at Sundust this weekend!
Any drummers coming along to tonight’s show? We may need your help. Still no sign of Pete. 😟🥁🤞
Anyone know where Pete the drummer is? Last seen eating a taco outside the Bork wearing a top hat. 🤷🏼♂️
Pumped for our very first show at the Bork! Any recs for life-changing tacos in Riverside? 🌮🦕
Bork Theater have asked us to say that anyone caught crowdsurfing at tonight's show will be ejected from the premises. Keep your feet on the ground, everybody!
Random parent at dinosaur park: Wooly mammoth? What happened to polyester mammoth? Me: I heard they all died out in the disco wars 12: Old people jokes are so sad.
Caught us on tour? Tweet us your photos. We know you can do better than this one of our tour manager’s shoes.
Just finished soundchecking a brand-new song for tonight’s show at Critter Haus! And you can help us name it!!! 🤯 Stop by the merch booth to cast a vote.
Hands up if you’re coming to Critter Haus tonight! 🙌🏾🤘🏼👋🏻🤙🏿✌🏽🐾
Long Beach is Jason’s hometown show and he’s a nervous rex. 😬🦖 Come on out to the Busted Dingy tonight and roar in his face! 🌈✨📣
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