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I am beautiful. I am strong. I am Sarah Jessica Parker. I am a horse.
#2012TaughtMe That marijuana is literally the most dangerous substance on earth. Obama's legalization of marijuana will destroy America.
#SexedUpMommy is only sexed up when she is married. #god #religion #praying
guessed wrong. *ran up to trump* *bacon flipped him* *stormed out of conference room*
"You thought making dick shaped pamphlets would help Lego expand their brand?" Fuck you Trump, when Letterman did Trump or Monkey I always
"You're fired." But Mr. Trump, I genuinely thought that making the pamphlets the shape of a dick would be good marketing ploy.
You know what mom? I don't scrapbook for your approval! I do it to relive stress! That and I need to get rid of my old Jesse McCartney pics.
#SomethingIGetAlot The overall composition of your scrapbook is very nice, but I'm sensing a lack of depth in your subject matter.
#MyFavoriteMovieQuote "No Mr. Wonka, there's no way a waterfall can churn poop into chocolate, it'll still taste shit."-Nemo from Titanic
~~~(~( | big turds comin out. •••••(••( | small turds comin out. (-( | constipated.
"And as the new dean of the college I plan to implement a strict no shitting rule" *entire crowd shits pant* *dean begins to salivate*
About to jack off and then eat some pizza. Bahahaha
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United States Tendencias
- 1. Pacers N/A
- 2. #WWENXT N/A
- 3. Purdue N/A
- 4. #OlandriaxYSLBeauty N/A
- 5. Nebraska N/A
- 6. Nancy Guthrie N/A
- 7. #LoveOthers N/A
- 8. Wisconsin N/A
- 9. Rio Rico N/A
- 10. Ty Lue N/A
- 11. Zaria N/A
- 12. Tucson N/A
- 13. Tumbler Ridge N/A
- 14. Badgers N/A
- 15. Siakam N/A
- 16. Real ID N/A
- 17. Courtney N/A
- 18. Josh Hart N/A
- 19. British Columbia N/A
- 20. Jai Lucas N/A
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