Portlandrea
@Portlandrea
Portland native. Blazers till death. Cheeseburgers. true crime.
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My life's most fulfilling moments: 1. Holding my son for the first time 2. Marrying my husband 3. First time eating a bacon cheeseburger with egg on it 4. @Dame_Lillard clinching this series with a "bad shot" #RipCity #blazersin5 #balldontlie #nobadshots #NextQuestion
Guy is sports Nostradamus
Look for the tricky plays to bite him in the ass, hopefully for a ducks pick six victory
I was working in a call center doing collections and this lady told me about the death and hung up on me
Look for the tricky plays to bite him in the ass, hopefully for a ducks pick six victory
Finish this lyric: “If you like pina colada..” If you answered anything other than “and this song that I sing” congratulations. You’re WRONG
Wow wow wow. Jack white never disappoints. If he would have played anything from Get Behind Me satan, I would have lost my mind
This would get me on the no fly list real quick
Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this
Clothing/purses with the brand name is the focal point of the design is gross
We’re cancelling each other over fashion takes today. Post your cancellable fashion take. 🤨
It’s a heat to 62 in the winter and a cool to 62 in the summer.
Went down a rabbit hole trying to find out what hair products @malika_andrews uses. Came across this important piece she wrote. Still a woeful lack of ethnic/mixed hair knowledge w/ stylists in Portland. Plz don’t touch our hair. Don’t ask either upbeacon.com/article/2017/0…
upbeacon.com
Good Hair: A conversation about black hair at the University of Portland
In the black community, “good hair” is sleeker, straighter and well-kept (and never nappy).
Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead
What's a line from The Simpsons that you say out loud on a regular basis?
A truly fantastic day! I have officially de-soured and sweetened
The Portland Trail Blazers have fired Neil Olshey, ending his 10-year run as the GM and president of basketball operations, league sources tell @YahooSports.
Drop a pic of your pet that looks like an album cover The Trouble Towns
QT with the first album you ever bought
QT with the first album you ever bought
using only pictures of your pet(s) where are you mentally
using only pictures of your pet(s) where are you mentally Also this is probably the time I should tell Twitter I made an Instagram for Penny Lane: instagram.com/divacheetah/
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