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I tweet about PostgreSQL, data wrangling, open source software, command line tools, and macOS. Plus an occasional cat picture.

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so my mom (who hasn’t always understood what I do for work) read through all these comments and called me crying. Seriously thank you guys 😭

For the past four years it’s been my job - nay, my PLEASURE - to be the tweeter behind the @OKWildlifeDept account. This is my final post. It’s been my absolute honor to roast and ratio some of you into the ground in the name of science. Let’s take a trip down memory lane: 🧵



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Sometimes I think I live in the twilight zone. Just saw a state-level faith-based (Christian) org. that states that public school librarians are sexually grooming children. It’s written on their website, as if it is true. Unbelievable lies circulating in the name of Jesus.😞


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#DevCommunity, need an excuse to practice your #PostgreSQL skills? My course on #LinkedInLearning is designed for beginner to intermediate learners and is hosted on #GitHubCodespaces to make it easy to practice. Check it out: linkedin.com/learning/level… #onlinecourse


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NO I DO NOT WANT TO WATCH A VIDEO I JUST WANT WRITTEN INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO USE YOUR PRODUCT


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The next boss level is empty tables. blog.jooq.org/creating-table…


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Database experts responding to queries #PostgreSQL 👀😁

Designers answering any questions:

WolfgangBremer's tweet image. Designers answering any questions:


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interactive rebase (this is #bonuscomic #1 for How Git Works wizardzines.com/zines/git, covering some topics that didn't make it into the zine!) permalink: wizardzines.com/comics/interac…

b0rk's tweet image. interactive rebase

(this is #bonuscomic #1 for How Git Works wizardzines.com/zines/git, covering some topics that didn't make it into the zine!)

permalink: wizardzines.com/comics/interac…

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just made a small cli tool that gives you instant permalinks of images that you can embed at other places, right from images stored locally your pc @var_epsilon's idea list is nice

amritwt's tweet image. just made a small cli tool that gives you instant permalinks of images that you can embed at other places, right from images stored locally your pc 

@var_epsilon's idea list is nice

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Excellent post. Reading and nodding. I wish customers would read this as well... 😩

New blog post: Never, Sometimes, Always lukeplant.me.uk/blog/posts/nev…



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EAV stands for Entity Attribute Value, and it’s a database design that allows data to be captured in a flexible way. In almost all cases, it’s not a good idea. It doesn’t enforce data types or referential integrity. It's solving the wrong problem. Normalise the design instead.


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But no Republican has the guts to say this publicly. They’d rather elect a nutter and give him the power to destroy the planet than risk losing their elected office.

A source in the room told @NOTUSreports that Trump was “rambling” – it was “like talking to your drunk uncle at the family reunion”



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you will not outsmart the query planner you will not outsmart the query planner you will not outsmart the query planner you will not outsm


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You either die a specialized datastore hero or live long enough to bring it to people directly inside Postgres

All custom DBs turn into postgres extensions



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so many fun and load-bearing sub-games, just nuked

This week we’re making Likes private for everyone to better protect your privacy. – You will still be able to see posts you have liked (but others cannot). – Like count and other metrics for your own posts will still show up under notifications. – You will no longer see who…



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My colleague @BonesMoses wrote one of the most comprehensive memory optimization guides for Postgres that I've seen! It talks about the different components, what they are for, how to optimize them and how to put them together. Read it at tembo.io/blog/optimizin…


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My feed is full of posts about #PosetteConf talks, but before #PGConfdev fades into memory, here are slides from my talk in Vancouver about #PostgreSQL blogging 🙏 to @PGConfdev organizers for the opportunity. Yes it was recorded, video coming soon! 📽️ speakerdeck.com/clairegiordano…

clairegiordano's tweet image. My feed is full of posts about #PosetteConf talks, but before #PGConfdev fades into memory, here are slides from my talk in Vancouver about #PostgreSQL blogging 

🙏 to @PGConfdev organizers for the opportunity. Yes it was recorded, video coming soon! 📽️ speakerdeck.com/clairegiordano…

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