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Here's my poem. Liver leech, Sleech. Fuck the beach. That was my poem. #Haiku
Observe, the watch-less smart wrist. Ta-da!! What day is it? ... *today* What time is it? ... *now* Is my heart beating? ... *yes*
*claps hands* WOOYEAH! CAN I GET A WITNESS? ...no seriously, i've just been stabbed CAN I GET AN AMEN? [crickets] ... think i'm dying...
one day you'll be dead, your friends, family- dead, everyone, the world- dead, the universe dying.. *Oh sorry, just 'thinking out loud' haha
[infomercial] THE INFINITY BLENDER! IT BLENDS THINGS FOREVER! PUT YOUR FACE IN IT TO MAKE IT STOP! *Guy with indestructible face: hm, clever
if you want to troll me you got to do some old school trolling. you got to sit under a bridge and harass passers-by. then i'll be annoyed
lightning is like god's way of saying hey look here's some lightning
if you're too frightened to Hello a non-Walter, don't panic, i'm working on a software program called Walter Simulator
if you don't know someone called Walter find out what it's like by saying Hello Walter to someone (anyone)
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