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I feel so lost at times it hurts.

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Yassss! Thank you to this writer for speaking truth! ya'll need to read this! #realtalk #bounce #youalreadyknow!!!


I loved @NightInTheWoods so much, I cannot recommend a game enough. Go. Play it.


#MAGA by actually funding the public social safety net! If you're that apathetic towards fellow Americans I am sorry for your grandchildren. It was President #JFK that said "Ask not what your country can do for you, but ask what you can do for your country."


#Illinois should get a #newflag. My state should at least do something to make us want to participate.


I thought I left Twitter, but I'm back because change is needed and the people in charge have the interests of the individual ahead of the greater good. #tookabreak


.@CongressmanBost, I'm a constituent & #netneutrality rules matter to me. Please oppose @AjitPaiFCC's plan. battleforthenet.com


Television is just telecommunicated visions which sounds as trippy as the concept of TV really is


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*cops knocking on my door* *me furiously flushing dildos down my toilet*


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🎶 it's my exorcism and I'll cry if I want to 🎶


I'm here for all the wrong reasons.


I wouldn't recommend anyone to move to central Illinois unless you enjoy eternal self loathing and horseshoes.


I'm tired of living here, where we all hate being here so much it's agreed by everyone: Here sucks. The sooner school starts the better.


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In case of fire, please locate the closest exit sign. They are lit up in red, to blend in with the fire. the fire will consume you


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We would be even more over populated if it wasn't for gay people. You're welcome.


*dances* *sucks at dancing* Kinda hard to dance as a turtle 🐢😔


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Girlfriend: i think we're moving too fast Sonic The Hedgehog: well i am Sonic, bitch

OBiiieeee's tweet image. Girlfriend: i think we're moving too fast

Sonic The Hedgehog: well i am Sonic, bitch

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