Luke Crumbingham
@PrawnJam
He/him. Part time sobbing, part time colouring in. eels and decepticons are cool
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Run it back. We go again.
Glad this one fell through. 2024 - be better
I worked on an award winning show called "Selena Mersey: Madonna/Whore" which was made by one of Femfest's Early Career Artists. We owe a lot to Femfest, please support them if you can.
🥹 FemFest is at financial breaking point.🦩 ✨ please share + donate if you can, to allow us to keep championing new work from early career artists with no upfront fees as well as making the festival accessible for audiences. 💗 fundraiser + more info: gofund.me/54b849a8
the double sceptre build got Charles looking like a souls boss
For lent I am giving up Object Permanence
Wife says if I do this bit one more time she'll divorce me
we did it :) 2023 - become prime minister
Right before sex I send my partner an email giving them a choice: Go beastmode on this knob or take severance
I'm watching Hancock on I'm A Celeb because I want to write jokes about it, and there's a particular part of his defense that I have an issue with. He claims he just wants people to see that MP's are human. He wants you to see that MPs are just like everyone else. They're not.
If you walk in on me cracking one out, hammering away, pulling a fast one, tossing one off, creaking and freaking, the oldest trick in the book, entering the slip space, dropping the anchor, crossing the channel, then good luck to you.
this is my 5 year plan
Guys the upload button is actually in the top right of the youtube page, been looking for that for a while Fish Trades Stocks, link in comment
sorry i just remembered during first lockdown official bbc guidance said we should be having sex from behind with a mask on and now i want someone else to remember it too
A Brighton Fringe show during the opening weekend you say, 8 til 9 at Paradox Place? By jove! Fuck! Who let this happen? brightonfringe.org/whats-on/dan-w…
Eat out to help out! We need to get back to normal so businesses don't fail! ...Oh, you're trying to get on the property ladder? Well why the fuck are you spending money on take out then you abject failure.
Jonathan F Kennedy voice: You have failed me for the last toime Stahscream
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