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Reheated snowflake, bad take aficionado, all around sad sad sack.

You can't make this shit up

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PreOwnedLib's tweet image. You can't make this shit up

The black site things you would have to do to me to make me read this...

PreOwnedLib's tweet image. The black site things you would have to do to me to make me read this...

The fuck do we even make anymore? Missile guidance systems?

Let's make 2023 the year of buying American.



Am I the only one who thinks it's weird how aggressively the NYT is at referring to him as "Ye" throughout this entire article? google.com/amp/s/www.nyti…


Wait so this chick was too young to play this chick in the same season of one show?

PreOwnedLib's tweet image. Wait so this chick was too young to play this chick in the same season of one show?
PreOwnedLib's tweet image. Wait so this chick was too young to play this chick in the same season of one show?

These people all just have sort of the same haircut

You have a doppelganger and probably share DNA with them, a new study suggests. cnn.it/3e1WGny



@david_j_roth Can we get a Distinguished New Yorker of the Day for this big good salami boy?


Phone games just not even hiding it anymore

PreOwnedLib's tweet image. Phone games just not even hiding it anymore

Why don't people understand that Jack Reacher (real person who totally exists in our physical universe) didn't start out in the military police?


I've had to start telling the algorithms the random stuff I don't care about "Makes me feel uncomfortable" to get it off my TL and I can't even imagine what The Matrix thinks of me now


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If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]


Of all the things to blame Joe Brandon for, plummeting crypto and NFT prices is far and away the most hilarious. You fucking rubes wouldn't take responsibility for yourselves if you had bought magic beans that went to shit


Is Twitter really pushing me to watch a 3 hour Hollywood movie that seems like an awful lot even for a Bollywood movie?


That most Americans think the NRA is a behemoth political actor based on citizen gun owners instead of the lobbying arm of a multi-billion dollar manufacturing industry is the fault of Democratic lawmakers. I'd like to see more of their stock portfolios made public


Not all click bait is created equal

PreOwnedLib's tweet image. Not all click bait is created equal

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