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Hang on, I’m getting Bubble Tea

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listen I don't have time for whatever the fuck this means

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Everybody has their thing man 😭

A man breaks down in tears upon finding one of the rarest flowers in the world, which he has been searching for for over 13 years.



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How it feels having to scroll to the year I was born

Callunc's tweet image. How it feels having to scroll to the year I was born

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nobody from this generation is gonna own a house

From duck

The median age of U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years-old.



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My face when someone watches videos at full volume near me

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I wish bullet trains were a thing in America. I’d travel to every state just to try their pizzas.


I’ve been going through some seriously scary PPD even with the most amazing husband in the world and my mom as our nanny. I wish someone would have warned me about this. It is 1000% NOTHING like any form of depression you have EVER experienced. Everyday is a battle in my mind.


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Nobody: Megachurch Pastors pulling up to worship:

Mega Church Pastors LOVE Money 😂😭



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The villain could be hiding anywhere! The villains lair:

Check out the lightning behind the Capitol



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& I still can’t believe them ppl got in that submarine & went to the bottom.


I am literally crying.

Make-up artist uses her skills to make herself look like a hater from her comments



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Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their special tray.

NoContextBrits's tweet image. Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their special tray.

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“nobody wants to work anymore”

40% of employers admitted to posting job listings with no intention of filling them, per Forbes.



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Guy Moon has sadly passed away. The composer behind The Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom, Johnny Bravo, Big Time Rush and many more.

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The composer behind The Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom, Johnny Bravo, Big Time Rush and many more.
TheCartoonBase's tweet image. Guy Moon has sadly passed away.  

The composer behind The Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom, Johnny Bravo, Big Time Rush and many more.

Can we please stop electing geriatrics to run the country?


Levantate de ai coñaso. Pissing me off

Drake trying to dodge bees at the dinner table in St Tropez



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Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things


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Everyone in any self-checkout line that’s ahead of me.


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My mum turning the lights on to talk to me like I can't hear in the dark

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