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Trolestia Sexypants

@Princess_Troll

The snarky ruler of Equestria. (rp account. For parody posts, see @trolestia)

Paying the Canterlot University marching band to play at 5:00 AM in the Canterlot residential district. Maybe I should hire Pinkie Pie too.


Mmmm Sam Adams. More for me.


@LunaticAlicorn I blew the raep whistle. All the guards are hiding


Ha-choo! ... Somepony's talking about me.


Oh let's see who else needs a Pick me up today


I wonder if Luna ever misses mom and dad


@Applebuckerjack @trolightsparkle there is a lot of handling involved, mind you


@PlantPursuant @RoyalNightShift I had that rash once too. I managed to get rid of it for 1000 years


Sure is General Hospital in here tonight.


Trolly.... Troooollll..... Trolltrollytrollytrollytrolly!


I have stolen all of the butts from @LunaticAlicorn's room.


As for my whereabouts: it's a tale of danger and astonishment!!!


Enquiring minds want to know: Princess... Where ya been?


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