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software engineers are basically sadists tbh
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Thousands of companies do no-downtime deploys with no maintenance windows. In 2017 there's no excuse for your site to intentionally be down
Similarly, if you don't support 2FA or only support one 2FA app or one brand of security key. You're now more culpable than your users
...I will reconsider that decision if i can't use 1Pass to remember that password. Breaking workflows is bad and will change user behavior
Even as someone who uses a VPN and a password generator with a minimum length of 16 characters...
If you have an app that doesn't use password manager APIs like 1Password you are responsible for security breaches, not your users
If an Android fanboy tells you Apple's features are all gimmicks, remind them of Android's slide-your-hand-across-the-screen-to-screenshot
How to build your own startup in one step: mycompany.com => mycompany.io Congratulations, you've done it! Your very own startup!
:s/5/7
Friendly reminder that tonight you're going to have to go through all of your code and change your copyrights to 2015. Sorry.
Well, just like webpack, I come back to haunt you just when you least expect it
opens up boot camp on my mac opens up chrome [version 36.x] changes all passwords, destroys computer, moves to ukraine
Configured @nginx on an @awscloud EC2 instance earlier and now their ads are showing up on my personal Twitter. Something something privacy
i mean technically i probably should've escaped the \ but..... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
throw new Error( 'fuck if I know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯' );
Ahhh major version release notes the way they were meant to be
$ git commit -m "hacky fix to get prod working again"
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