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Should have wrote this in Latin. Read my substack.

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New Substack out, link in bio. Please retweet.

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In my hometown in Ilaje where everyone knows each other, they erected street lights with solar panels everywhere . A month later people already removed the solar panels and batteries and reinstalled it in their homes. We have a culture problem. This would never happen in Japan.

If you build this in Bariga, the AC will be gone before 1am on the first day. The iron bars will be gone in a week, and by the end of the month they would have been dumping trash inside the place.



I remember once when I was really scared I would get an F (due to no fault of my own — if I tell you that story, you will not be able to close your mouth) and he just shrugged and told me F is for human beings too.


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😂😂😂😂

How can I even sleep when 10,000 Nigerian youths are waiting to receive a laptop?



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Their friends from Arámọkọ and Eket with no PU in Anambra were the funniest. "We will make sure Soludo is a one-term governor, Ndi Anambra will show him bla bla". Ẹlẹ́yà! 🤣🤣🤣


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“We will punish Soludo” lmao.


A lot of people promised that Soludo wouldn’t get his second term lol


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I saw one video where the guy said your babe would hide her problems from her father beca8she doesn't want the man to be worried, but then drop it on your head. Then this shit played out in my own life in the following week. I spent a few days thinking.


Uneventful

Second Sunday at Harvesters today 🙂



New Substack out guys ✅


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I blame Azikiwe.. if he had allowed secession in the constitution, we’d not be having this issue

JUST NOW: Thousands of people in Kano State have come out in a protest to strongly condemn the remarks made by U.S. President Donald Trump about attacking Nigeria. What is your opinion?

NuhuSada0's tweet image. JUST NOW: Thousands of people in Kano State have come out in a protest to strongly condemn the remarks made by U.S. President Donald Trump about attacking Nigeria. What is your opinion?
NuhuSada0's tweet image. JUST NOW: Thousands of people in Kano State have come out in a protest to strongly condemn the remarks made by U.S. President Donald Trump about attacking Nigeria. What is your opinion?
NuhuSada0's tweet image. JUST NOW: Thousands of people in Kano State have come out in a protest to strongly condemn the remarks made by U.S. President Donald Trump about attacking Nigeria. What is your opinion?
NuhuSada0's tweet image. JUST NOW: Thousands of people in Kano State have come out in a protest to strongly condemn the remarks made by U.S. President Donald Trump about attacking Nigeria. What is your opinion?


Second Sunday at Harvesters today 🙂


Rage bait tweets are more common around X payout day because rage baiters are encouraged to do more and get you people angry for nothing lol


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This should be Nigeria's flag

SPNnig's tweet image. This should be Nigeria's flag


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1 Impeachment 2 Vote of No confidence 3 disability clause 4 Recall election 5 Resignation Now point me to where constitution say president can be removed by assassination If it's not in the constitution, it's illegal Meaning it's a coup To think there's only military coup?



The rate at which this guy dull ehn god 🤣

So you mean it's constitutional to assassinate a president?



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A sting operation is defined as one designed by law enforcement to catch someone in the process/act of committing a crime. What you people do, breaking into people's houses without a search warrant, in the hope of finding something you can use for extortion is armed robbery.

Incidence at Periwinkle Estate & Citizen Endurance Udeke The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, feels obliged to clear the air on circumstances leading to the passing of citizen Endurance Udeke, a resident of apartment W6a, Periwinkle Estate, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos.…

officialEFCC's tweet image. Incidence at Periwinkle Estate & Citizen Endurance Udeke

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, feels obliged to clear the air on circumstances leading to the passing of citizen Endurance Udeke, a resident of apartment W6a, Periwinkle Estate, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos.…


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Very fascinating culture. Imagine trying to covince me that I'm compatible with this

Incidence at Periwinkle Estate & Citizen Endurance Udeke The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, feels obliged to clear the air on circumstances leading to the passing of citizen Endurance Udeke, a resident of apartment W6a, Periwinkle Estate, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos.…

officialEFCC's tweet image. Incidence at Periwinkle Estate & Citizen Endurance Udeke

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, feels obliged to clear the air on circumstances leading to the passing of citizen Endurance Udeke, a resident of apartment W6a, Periwinkle Estate, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos.…


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Promythious's tweet image. lol

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Senators Wives Association of Nigeria ...this country too sweet



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Senators Wives Association of Nigeria ...this country too sweet

Mind you, Regina is the secretary of Senator’s wives association of Nigeria She literally calls Akpabio’s wife “mummy” If these women can’t do anything or help, there’s nothing you the online warriors can do! Just saying 🤷🏾‍♀️



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