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Texas Aggie | Pilot | trophy husband | not a good trader

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I’m gonna start a new pinned thread of some of the funniest and dumbest shit I see on the World Wide Web.

I am sore from how much I was laughing last night at a dumbass Instagram video of a guy wearing a suit of armor who farted in it by a fire and it flashed in the suit. The pinnacle of comedy tbh



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In Wyoming (USA), Carmelite monks are building a Gothic monastery in the Rocky Mountains. Called New Mount Carmel, the project follows the style of medieval European abbeys and is built by the monks themselves, who live in prayer, silence, and manual labor. They sustain…

trad_west_'s tweet image. In Wyoming (USA), Carmelite monks are building a Gothic monastery in the Rocky Mountains.

Called New Mount Carmel, the project follows the style of medieval European abbeys and is built by the monks themselves, who live in prayer, silence, and manual labor. 

They sustain…
trad_west_'s tweet image. In Wyoming (USA), Carmelite monks are building a Gothic monastery in the Rocky Mountains.

Called New Mount Carmel, the project follows the style of medieval European abbeys and is built by the monks themselves, who live in prayer, silence, and manual labor. 

They sustain…

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I'm the LAST Aggie you can try the stolen valor schtick with, pendejo. Met my wife in the Corps & we both served active duty USAF. My dad was Corps. He met my Michigan Wolverine/USAF vet mom at their 1st duty station & I was BORN on an Air Force base. Apology not accepted. GFY.

TurnAndBurn210's tweet image. I'm the LAST Aggie you can try the stolen valor schtick with, pendejo. Met my wife in the Corps & we both served active duty USAF. My dad was Corps. He met my Michigan Wolverine/USAF vet mom at their 1st duty station & I was BORN on an Air Force base. Apology not accepted. GFY.

Flexing this stuff like it’s a scoreboard when you probably went no where near a uniform is pretty gross. If you served I apologize but I doubt you did since you clearly don’t get it.



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These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.


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I’m dying dude LMFAOOOOOOOOOO


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I’m being told it stemmed from a fight that took place at practice yesterday Offensive Lineman Daniel Mincey stabbed two defensive lineman at breakfast. At least one was taken away in an ambulance

BREAKING NEWS: The University of Alabama at Birmingham announced there was an assault at the UAB Football Operations Center on Saturday morning. cbs42.com/news/crime/uab…



SEC coaching carousels are just as fun as our football games tbh

College football coaching carousel season never disappoints

Drinks_Visor's tweet image. College football coaching carousel season never disappoints


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How’s that Airbnb in Broken Bow, Oklahoma working out for everyone?

texasrunnerDFW's tweet image. How’s that Airbnb in Broken Bow, Oklahoma working out for everyone?

Actually hilarious to me that @Fidelity restricts margin ETF trading so you can’t buy an extra share of $SPY but you can full port into $MSTR


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i wonder if skattebo has sent his letter to santa yet


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i am begging some of you wannabe finance influencers to spend 6 months on wall street in any capacity whatsoever


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📸 2009 - Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

BallparkWay's tweet image. 📸 2009 - Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

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I’ll say it again, no need to keep posting the pictures or footage, these fine gentlemen flew their stricken jet flawlessly and gave it their all. Textbook to the end.

miami_rick's tweet image. I’ll say it again, no need to keep posting the pictures or footage, these fine gentlemen flew their stricken jet flawlessly and gave it their all. Textbook to the end.

Just finished season 3 of #SLOMW and man do I have some thoughts… How are these husbands ok with their wives having affairs? How are they ok having affairs? Like what is going on lol


Allsups is not Texan and it’s also not crappy. Shut and I cannot emphasize this enough the fuck up

There's a crappy Texas gas station chain that blows my mind. Allsups. These locations usually have - cracks in the pavement - old signs out front and - never enough pumps but they do one thing really well... The chimichanga. You just need to be known for ONE thing to drive…

mhp_guy's tweet image. There's a crappy Texas gas station chain that blows my mind. 

Allsups.

These locations usually have 
- cracks in the pavement
- old signs out front and
- never enough pumps

but they do one thing really well...

The chimichanga.

You just need to be known for ONE thing to drive…


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One page away from Day 225. For everyone outside of Louisiana, 225 is the Baton Rouge area code. I kinda feel like I’m decoding Taylor Swift albums but I don’t hate it

Have an amazing day 💙❤️🇹🇹🏈🔥

Lane_Kiffin's tweet image. Have an amazing day 💙❤️🇹🇹🏈🔥


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Who tf is wandering around campus right now stalking Kiffin I’m dead 😭😭

MikeyMickk99's tweet image. Who tf is wandering around campus right now stalking Kiffin I’m dead 😭😭
MikeyMickk99's tweet image. Who tf is wandering around campus right now stalking Kiffin I’m dead 😭😭
MikeyMickk99's tweet image. Who tf is wandering around campus right now stalking Kiffin I’m dead 😭😭
MikeyMickk99's tweet image. Who tf is wandering around campus right now stalking Kiffin I’m dead 😭😭

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What a supportive boyfriend!

Bill Belichick spotted at a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, supporting his girlfriend Jordon who is a member of a coed adult cheerleading team

Adam_Kessel1's tweet image. Bill Belichick spotted at a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, supporting his girlfriend Jordon who is a member of a coed adult cheerleading team
Adam_Kessel1's tweet image. Bill Belichick spotted at a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, supporting his girlfriend Jordon who is a member of a coed adult cheerleading team


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Tropicana lives on ESPN!

MeltzVegas's tweet image. Tropicana lives on ESPN!

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New routine: daily red light therapy from 9:30AM-4PM

FunOfInvesting's tweet image. New routine: daily red light therapy  from 9:30AM-4PM

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Zero (emphasize ZERO) visibility landing by a Rafale on carrier Charles de Gaule

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