Purrbert
@Purrbert
I am the HR Director. I make the policies and do some of the hiring process. If you have a complaint, put it in my Sharpedo's mouth.
Policy: Buying drugs from @VolcanicMaxie and quote "trip balls" will literally do so after a mandatory testicle stretching.
New policy: "Accent" and "dialect" are two different things and if one uses it incorrectly, your throat is subject to removal.
Policy: You cannot wear the same outfit as @LuceGloriosa but it wasn't like you could afford her style anyway.
Policy: You cannot be only drugs during work. This includes aspirin and painkillers.
New policy: no more digging up @HailGiovanni's bones for resurrection spells. It's tracking mud in our base and demons are bad PR.
New policy: all yarn balls must be given to me as a token of worship. Mreow.
My perfect tongue soiled by the greasy and overtly disgusting spices and pasta of Italy. It's a nightmare. I fear American cooking next.
Dreadful. The Italians at Rocket still cannot cook. Months of eating exquisite French meals have spoiled me rotten.
Sexual harrassment video. Mandatory to watch except those who sever limbs
It appears Rocket has shifted in leadership and I am not precisely sure how I feel about this.
Thank goodness I am not in the rough and tumble world of physical villainy. I prefer my bureaucratic methods.
The Italians cannot cook and it is a terrible predicament for me, malheureusement ainsi.
Is that gnocchetti alla sarda? Ugh. Where is the Coquilles St. Jaques? Where is the tapenade? I wouldn't even feed my Sharpedo this.
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