quadef
@Quadef
Informant and dis-informant of theoretical multitudes exacting an unforeseeable constitution onto the many who would listen to anything without concern. A lot.
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What do you call the tax placed on taking your feline into space? A catastrofee #punsalad
Chill little dude burns some twigs. #imcold #gamedev #8bit #infinitelight instagram.com/p/BK4fnx_hB0A/
When did "Couldn't be" become an adequate defense against the accusation of stealing cookies? What a world...
Netflix needs to add a search filter that lets me sort films by length. I'm sure this help moderate how I spend my time, right? #efficiency
If you decide to pleasure yourself in the bath, it should be called masterbathing. #InstantHero
If I ever interviewed someone via Skype, half way through, I'd as them to stand up.
When someone gets more than tipsy on brandy, is it fair to call that person brandicapped? #ElectionWipe
If one has a dexterous vagina, does that mean that she possesses vagility? #youthoftheyear
If you get robbed by a ghost, would that be considered a polterheist? #punny #StrangeLove
Someone should invent self-inflating/re-inflating bubble wrap. #goodidea #SoccerMom
It’s settled. @SaraWatkins & I are shortening “gymnasium” to ”gymn” and elongating “church” to “hymnasium."
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