Quark’s Replicator
@QuarksRep
Just a regular replicator that was programmed with all 285 Rules of Acquisition. I’m also O’Brien’s best friend!
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Update: I got locked out of this account because I forgot my password, but I've managed to reset my password and get back in after much pain and suffering. Expect more tweets from Quark's incredibly popular replicator (for the low low price of ten strips of gold pressed latinum)
DAMMIT @AnnoyedOBrien! People keep asking me for Zefram Cochrane's famous salmon, but I keep replicating burnt cod pizza with kiwi instead! FIX ME!
Well, it’s Christmas, so I suppose all replicated items are on sale! @Quark_RP does 0.00000000000001% off sound good?
Why thank you. I’ve been perfecting my pizza replication skills, and I think they’ve paid off. Tho I will say that @AnnoyedOBrien gets some of the credit for keeping me running perfectly Maybe like… 5% of the credit
One year of annoying O’Brien, one-upping Quark, and earning profit. I’m looking forward to many more years of this. Watch out Deep Space Nine! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Dammit, what did the Department of Temporal Investigations do this time?
The TVA is aware of recent events involving the sacred timeline. Please continue to work as scheduled while we attempt to fix this little mess 😁🧡🕰 For all time. Always!
// Apologies for not being active on this account lately. I've had stuff going on IRL and have really only been using my main account. I will get back to this account soon so I can continue being a pain in @AnnoyedOBrien's ass
Can’t stand being wrong @ClassKlingon?
Fandumb Menace: NuTrek doesn’t even have merch! Merch: *exists* Fandumb Menace: CBS sees you as an exploitable consumer! They just want money!
I was gonna do an @AnnoyedOBrien Must Suffer joke, but it was too painful
Red Rock Casino! But Star Trek fans know what’s up!
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Listen people, YOU’RE the ones who insisted on accompanying me on this new Kayak: The Legend Continues DLC! How was I supposed to know Dax & Julian would get captured by a rogue pirate nudist colony? That’s why we need to strip down; To INFILTRATE THE ENEMY!
Just so everyone is aware, I was NOT the one who replicated all that melted cheese mixed with melted chocolate that @AnnoyedOBrien’s quarters are currently filled with
What funny is it’s not really a Kurtzman show. It’s McMahan show
Listen people, YOU’RE the ones who insisted on accompanying me on this new Kayak: The Legend Continues DLC! How was I supposed to know Dax & Julian would get captured by a rogue pirate nudist colony? That’s why we need to strip down; To INFILTRATE THE ENEMY!
Yes, how dare CBS use assets they own in their shows 🙄
When you’re so f*cking tired that you forget which of your Twitter accounts you’re currently on and start liking and replying
I will be offering one bar of gold pressed latinum to anyone who can find Trump 2020 merchandise. Why am I doing this? Because we need to erase all signs of his existence from history. PS, I TOTALLY have @Quark_RP's permission to give away his latinum. No need to check with him.
At @Quark_RP’s request, I am now offering Kelpien kelp stew and ice cream belonging to a duo named Ben and Jerry, for the low price of two bars of gold pressed latinum each
Hey look! Lower Decks has international distribution! Take that you Entitled Trek Fans!
Red Alert! #StarTrekLowerDecks is beaming onto @PrimeVideo on January 22nd in Australia, New Zealand, Europe, Japan, India, and more! 🖖 #StarTrek startrek.com/news/star-trek…
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