Richard Handler FPL
@RHandlerFPL
I play FPL now that I am retired. This is an account my wife has made me set up so that I stop using hers for this purpose.
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A sedentary morning for me. Pauline is not too impressed. I will dig up the dandelions later today to try and recover the situation.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary this seems a little self indulgent but I will humour myself. I remember sitting down with a pot of tea and a ginger to begin my journey
I don't know I can go to the same newspaper shop ever again after this morning. A woman wearing her pyjamas as if it were some kind of prostitution house. I nearly dropped my semi skimmed.
Some weather we're having. At least it's keeping the ginger cat off my lawn.
Tonight I can rejoice with a glass of red. I finally got my late grandfather's shovel back from the dope neighbour. Lord knows what he was digging with it for nigh on four months. I dread to think and fear to ask.
Well that was a little unpleasant. I just had to talk to my neighbour about hearing him and his lady friend making excessive love noises through our thin walls at ungodly hours. The wife wanted me to go of course. She even went for a ride in the car while I had the conversation.
When he leaves with a pitcher of water but comes back with wine.
I do not know what a "Twitter Circle" is but I do know that I have zero interest in finding out.
We turned up late for a dinner yesterday on fault of my wife. Naturally I took the blame and was met with middling frostiness by Cheryl all evening. I am not displeased though because now we do not have to go again for some time. The beef was overdone anyway.
I believe I have a little time to myself now so I will contemplate if I should transfer in Foden for the incoming matches.
I am happy to have received so many well wishes and new followers. Thank you for your kindness.
Okay, I have to go now because my dinner is ready. I have only just started to debate the merits of a 5-3-2. I shall return and think some more later.
Hello world. I now have my own account to browse FPL. I suppose I will leave this message here as something to mark the occasion.
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