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@RandomAOT

World renowned word person.. kinda near Boston…Deep emotion with no laces. Please laugh out loud phonetically, I will hear you!

Being barefoot in hip boots is the adult way to footy pajama🤗


Waking up today wondering, How many Idiots have their phones out in the Tesla Diner ”Reviewing The Food”…Stop it🤔…


My favorite Comedian of all time @TheoVon

RandomAOT's tweet image. My favorite Comedian of all time @TheoVon

Happy Sunday!!! ✔️Eggs ✔️Bacon ✔️Vagasil ✔️Blender Get after it! #wwfc #Breakfasthuddle


Hey k-y! cut the shit with the awkward commercials.. We like to fuck. With lube. On a slip and slide With hammers. On a shed roof. GET IT?


Good coffee. Muck boots. Leather chaps. No undies. 😉Eye contact while shaking it off after you pee. #Entrepreneurs #WeCanSurvive


Rectal chapstick quells the urge to show the itch Don't headbutt doorbells with your face. Try and remove a rash Like a cheetah, with no arms... #ImWithHer #whatnow #BudLight


Stepped on a hair dryer once, and then threw out all my Legos. #Entrepreneurship #randomnthoughts


Golf is like chess, The more times you get the puck into the air the lefter the pins go! #RandomThoughts #PGATour #tpcsawgrass


Feelings are not for when you are not feeling you, when feeling your feelings its the you that you feel like Namaste mother fucker ! #randomnthought #SPUTA #Namaste


The year in: Driving with yolk on left hand without knowing , Remember the 5 is always silent Never forget to Cartwheel out of the shower and tell everyone I meant to do that! 4 Lift underneath aquatinted fortune Of course! #RandomThoughts #bordemisamotherfucker


Please! For the love of god! Do not let your corn touch your cranberry sauce!... #PGALLPLAY #FactsMatter #SaveOurSouls


Dad Can I have a Banana? Of course!, Just don't eat it in front of me cuz that's Gay... #growingpains #teachingmoment #sputa #love


I'll be a way for the afternoon working on my falsetto. Please use these moments to talk amongst yourselves. #respect #grateful


Take into consideration Random Acts of Thought! Remember shit only looks like it tastes, As a matter of fact grapes and walnuts vary in the same


It's too bad that Vacuums will never know how good M&M’s taste… huh... if they only knew... #chocolaterain #RoyalRumble2024 #Trump2024 #mandms


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