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Deep thought, Fingerless Gloves, Hip boots. how do I get this taste out of my mouth?

🤔My fans were right I am gorgeous....


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Monday! You are like that feeling ya get when you step on cold butter. Or a 4' Lego dinosaur you never finished cause your an incomplete dad


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If Intellectual maybes had as much unjustified feeling as a blue sock, I think the inanimate fact would jolt a migraine. Am I right guys?


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Photo shoot this weekend, Fosgobbit will also be talking to Craig Kirksturd from "Modern Upholstery" Mag about the new singles. BOL!


This is a judgement free zone.. Well ,I think your a whore..... #MannequinChallenge


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Note to self: When pooping in public, make louder noises than the guy in the stall next to you so he will STOP MAKING NOISES WHEN HE POOPS!


I'm gonna Channing all over your Tatum🤔


Life just gave me lemons so, I just gave life a karate sweep and put the lemons in her pockets. Now life looks like she has giant balls🤔


you noticed that? How? Did you notice how many cheese balls I have in storage for the apocalypse? #fuckintoolbag!


Damn U @bryancallen! Just watched I am not your Guru. Now I own a trampoline and just did the "get on stage" dance picking up avocados WTF?


Brownies + Bacon(on top)= A God Damn Orgasm in my Mouth, that's what it equals!


Playing with my Drone

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🎶If your sexy and you know it Gonnaherpasyphilaids!🎶


If your walking down the street and a zebra eats your shoe, how many beers can you fit in the fridge?? 7 because chicken smells like pizza🤔


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