Ranting Med Student
@RantingMDToBe
I mean, I think I'm funny. #girlmedtwitter
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Professor: "Patients are usually completely asymptomatic." "I definitely have that.” - me
Lol @ the power at be that gave me a medical degree. I sure fooled them.
Paid off my credit card with my loan disbursement and if that’s not today’s definition of a millennial then idk what is.
Women's rights MATTER.
1 in 4 women have had an abortion. Many people think they don't know someone who has, but #youknowme. So let's do this: if you are also the 1 in 4, let's share it and start to end the shame. Use #youknowme and share your truth.
I interrupt my Step2 studying to get this off my chest: Anti-abortion laws ≠ pro-children laws. The end.
The abortion bans in Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, Kentucky, and Mississippi are appalling attacks on women's lives and fundamental freedoms. Women's rights are human rights. We will not go back.
Okay but y’all know you hate how real cotton balls squeak when you hold them 🤢
1 in 4 women have had an abortion. Many people think they don't know someone who has, but #youknowme. So let's do this: if you are also the 1 in 4, let's share it and start to end the shame. Use #youknowme and share your truth.
So. Silver poop is a thing, huh? That shit’s weird... literally.
A patients family hugged me today. I felt so awkward not knowing answers to their questions, but they thanked me for just listening and showing concern. Chalking today up as a win.
“Don’t slouch! Good posture while suturing!” Every one of my attendings rn is an approx half foot shorter than me. HOW DO I NOT SLOUCH bc lol I can’t even see the suture from that far away
Guys, I didn’t think I’d enjoy vascular surgery this much...
After 24h call shifts, I legitimately have to stand and think to remember where I parked.
Update: Different surgeon today says to me, “Man, that was a really hard fix.. I was a little nervous she (pt) wouldn’t do well. I’m sorry if you felt left out for a while.” Me: Sir I honestly never noticed you struggling... and you let me touch an aorta! Surgery is cool.
Surgeon yelled that I should never turn my head away from the surgical field “because nothing else in the room matters.” Got sprayed with art blood at my neck, surgeon then goes “Well you should’ve looked away.” Can’t please anyone these days.
Every time the surgeon asks for a Prestige graspers in lap surgeries, in my head I’m like, “WORLDWIDE worldwide worldwide...”
Surgeon asked questions during lap chole, “What’s this tissue here?” Me: Lund’s node. Him: Wrong! It’s Calot’s! Me: Yessir, I just used its technical name... And now I feel like a gunner and I hate myself
“Have you passed any gas or stool?” Pt: Nah. Husband of pt: Wellllllll... Pt: Oh yeah, I sharted earlier.
My body hurts from this first week of surgery rotation. Who knew holding retractors was so strenuous...
Anyone ever failed a shelf before? (my hard earned A went to a C because I can’t test to save my life and what is wrong with me halp)
My day could only go up after a stressful morning, only the joy of lunch today was keepin me goin. . .and then I found a beetle in my sandwich.
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