Solid Snake
@RealOldSnake
enjoying my retirement. sometimes I octocamo in the fruit isle of my local supermarket and scare people.
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Back from my 'holiday' in the Korea area. Not the north part...
Been hunting arsenal gear for weeks now. Turns out it was just Liam Neeson skinny dipping.
Just got home from my holiday in the middle east. Went exploring, met an old friend, went on a cruise. Aaah, good times. #alibi
Watched 'Thor' today. I could've taken that pussy down with a stun knife and some light CQC.
Managed to separate liquids arm from Kate before he took over her mind. Didn't even get a 'thank you' though.
Oh shit! I wanted to get one of those big chocolate coins...god damnit.
Waiting in the line at Starbucks for so long I've forgotten what I wanted...do I even drink coffee?
OH GOD THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA! IT'S IN MY SHOES! Oh god, Otacon is coming over to help me up...
Another hot day...my psyche is dropping fast, already used the syringe twice in the last hour...don't wanna loose my breakfast.
I hate hot days like these when my balls stick to my ankles...
...maybe defecating on her windshield from the top of a lamp post was overkill. Kinda worth the $80 fine actually.
Has it ALWAYS been a civil offence to shout at the news lady when you see her in the street? What happened to a FREE AMERICA!?
What the hell is 'Glee' and why is Sunny calling herself a 'Gleek'? better go sneak that shit...could be a secret Patriot weapon.
@JimLaSomething no, but I have been prematurely ejaculating ever since...
Been working on the glutes today. Can finally make my ass pop in this new sneak suit.
Found some old rations in my dads combat vest...they appear to have hallucinogenic properties because Sunny now has a goldfish head.
@SolidFNSnake I was so PISSED OFF! Octocamo'd by the guys car at the moment. Gonna CQC his sorry ass.
The manager of best buy called the cops on me. Apparently, the cardboard boxes he was throwing out aren't entitled to me. BullSHIT!
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