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. @CMHonda_ Please have your manager DM about the horrible treatment of a customer today in the service department.
Jon started talking in his sleep about getting a high quality tape deck. I had the gall to ask questions about it (cassettes?) and Jon responded with the best burn ever. “Thanks for ruining my dream about the GOOD VERSION OF YOU.” @jeunice
Whenever I let someone out in traffic and they don’t give me a thank you wave I get so mad I don’t carry a mini bat.
Remember when Coolio did a gig in Preston, ran into a group of random students outside afterwards and went back to their place, where he made Caprese Salad, Chicken á la Daaaamn and Peach Crumble, and they jammed Gangster's Paradise. What a guy.
This should be a mandatory class in school - if you travel a lot, this is gold
Life is just a series of obstacles keeping you from taking a nap
Have you ever seen such love for a pup cup? #adoptdontshop #rescue #ruraltankrescue @ Gourmet Donuts instagram.com/p/Cgfmzrvs1B6/…
The Urgent Care feels like a place where you *maybe* don’t scream shout your conversation into your speakerphone.
Please consider helping my friend Jana. instagram.com/p/CgAyoNHsvxs/…
My life with 4 dogs and 2 cats mean I’m constantly walking around the house with 3 different vacuums while screaming “JON I NEED A ANOTHER DOG!”
So what if a 16 year old tried to adopt a baby? She can't, she's not mature or financially stable enough to adopt a baby. But if she's pregnant, she has to raise that baby. Tell me how this makes sense. #RoeVWadeprotest
Anchored by intellectual rigor, compassion and fortitude, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson joins the U.S. Supreme Court and the annals of history. We are grateful for service that brought her here and the work yet to come. Congratulations, America! #KetanjiBrownJackson #SCOTUS
Covers that are better than the original song: a thread “Hurt” by Johnny Cash Even Trent Reznor said “it’s his song now”. 1/
.@hungryroot: Great product! Good food plus thrilling logistics. Will it come today? This week? To my address? One nearby? Or at some distance? Stay tuned! Don't know now, but we'll find out. Probably. Meanwhile, hon, where would you like to order from tonight?
Feeding our animals at the same time is like an Olympic sport-that I take last place in every time. @jeunice
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