Sammie Winters
@WintersSam
I'm new to twitter... Follow me.. Please? I'm not above begging!
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Space shuttle Endeavor lands in Los Angeles today after following Apple Maps directions to the moon.
I found 2 new nooks & 7 new crannies on my grandmother this morning!
Someone just called me lazy... and let me tell you... they're lucky I didn't feel like responding.
Chimps & humans share 98% of their DNA. The 2% that's different is the part that yearns to rip people's faces & genitals off.
The older you get, the harder it gets to find a bath buddy.
Thanks to Twitter, my family will know the exact moment dementia sets in. Now who wants to watch me make balloon animals with my boobies?
I've hit a dry spell. In the bedroom and thinking of something to tweet. I think I'm more upset about not being able to think of a tweet.
Last night I had the best sex ever. I really need to have more dreams like that. damn alarm clock
Going out partying with friends. By "out" I mean home. By "friends" I mean myself. By "partying" I mean drinking. Drinking alone at home. :(
The worst thing about working from home is that I can't rub my bad attitude off on my co-workers.
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