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Your choices are only as good as your options🥷🏽🦋💫🕊

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Don't forget to eat bacon to bring justice to all those animals that were oppressed by the pigs on animal farm.


Lol I had a dream I was in surgery. A thief stole my mom’s phone, I chased him, beat him up, got it back, gave it to her, then returned to the operating room like nothing happened.

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lol it’s funny how broke people like advising Rich okes on how to spend their money.

This may not bode well with some …



Back in high school we played basketball against American international school. Those fees are worth the price

Top 10 Most Expensive Private Schools in South Africa 2026 1. Hilton College - R450,893 2. Michaelhouse - R417,000 3. Roedean Girls - R413,095 4. St Andrews - R409,815 5. Kearsney College - R399,740 6. St John's College - R397,302 7. Bishop's College - R386,300 8. St Mary's -…



You only feel bad about a prenup when you marry up and have nothing to lose

The idea of having kids with a guy who asked you to sign a prenup is absolutely insane



🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥dammmmmnnnn Nasty

Nah man!!! A-Reece and Nasty c save SA hip hop🔥🔥🔥🔥🤯🤯



The year is 2030 and summit has been replaced with a robotic strip club



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I tell you what….youll be crazy as hell thinking you finna come over here without both.

As a man…what matters more, personality or looks?



My granny of 72 years old says we can’t worry about her if she doesn’t lose 😭😭

It used to be shameful to be seen at a gambling spot. Just be there betting on horses lol Now people are gambling addicts in private cos of gambling apps. Pass a law and ban online betting.



Most def! But without the woman I’m in love with

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RealSimonM's tweet image. Most def! But without the woman I’m in love with
RealSimonM's tweet image. Most def! But without the woman I’m in love with

In the bush with the woman I’m in love with. Everything makes sense. ❤️

Kagiso_x's tweet image. In the bush with the woman I’m in love with. Everything makes sense. ❤️
Kagiso_x's tweet image. In the bush with the woman I’m in love with. Everything makes sense. ❤️
Kagiso_x's tweet image. In the bush with the woman I’m in love with. Everything makes sense. ❤️
Kagiso_x's tweet image. In the bush with the woman I’m in love with. Everything makes sense. ❤️


I randomly and sometimes think about how to be relevant 200 years from now


Guys! Today’s sunset 😍


If you thinking of traveling don’t use this airline.. my parents luggages have not arrived at their destination

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Basically they pay to be loved 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 ayi ugly niggas have it bad

Men give their girlfriends allowances monthly in South Africa, Nigeria, Kenya, Uganda and Namibia. It is a common practice in those countries.



lol I think about this everytime I’m around that area 🤣🤣😭😭😭.. lol I once had a thing with a chick who’s dad is “powerful” we had a fight and disagreement and she told me “ I’ll have you and your small family disappear 🤣🤣

I think it's crazy how we casually talk about Bedfordview having European mob bosses/drug lords and no one dares to say abahambe 😭😭



Who’s meant to fix the accurate size?

The African Union (AU) has called for the accurate size of Africa to be reflected in maps. They are supporting calls to put an end to the 16th Century Mercator map which reduces the continent’s size.

AfricaFactsZone's tweet image. The African Union (AU) has called for the accurate size of Africa to be reflected in maps.

They are supporting calls to put an end to the 16th Century Mercator map which reduces the continent’s size.


I don’t know what but something is wrong here

The mind is a very powerful thing. All smiles and feeling good 🙏🏾❤️😊

Shimza01's tweet image. The mind is a very powerful thing. All smiles and feeling good 🙏🏾❤️😊
Shimza01's tweet image. The mind is a very powerful thing. All smiles and feeling good 🙏🏾❤️😊
Shimza01's tweet image. The mind is a very powerful thing. All smiles and feeling good 🙏🏾❤️😊
Shimza01's tweet image. The mind is a very powerful thing. All smiles and feeling good 🙏🏾❤️😊


You should have walked behind them

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lol The crazy thing is that God's favorites are those who genuinely believe they are and always turn to Him.


Would you rather be useful or useless?

People in Joburg will really be friends with you purely for personal gain. I’ve had to meet and cut off so many people for using me.



If you like them older, you’re a sick individual, if you like them younger, you’re a pedophile. Mans can’t win.

People in Joburg will really be friends with you purely for personal gain. I’ve had to meet and cut off so many people for using me.



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