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Great. I’ve officially hit that I might as well pee while I’m up stage of life :( When do I get my nice jumper and socks that go up to my knees ?


Spring in Aus is just the best (autumn too) days are warmer. Nights still cooler. Birds are out and about. Sure you have the swooping. Honestly I love it here. No where else in the world can compare.


So I’ve just found out some folk believe that “sungazing” is a good thing. It’s a giant burning murder ball out to give you cancer as well as allowing life to exist so it’s a mix bag but don’t stare at it. Next the same folk will be saying mercury is tasty beverage. We are doomed


I’m done this is the best insult I’ve seen in a long time. This is peak shit talk. I salute you sir. You bloody legend.

Neil…. You’re just mad cause your sport ‘Eating Dicks’ is not in the Olympics… We understand.



I learned that the succulent Chinese meal guy passed away today. news.com.au/national/queen… May his meals be succulent and the police forever keep their hands off his penis. I’ll have a mongo lamb in his honour today. DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!!!


I’ve been using the gif of this for years. Now to finally hear it is almost magical


Got yearly skin check done. Reminder for you all in particular sunny countries (Espically Aus and Nz) get it done. Little hassle now meant no melanoma. Also remember slip slap slop. Oh and I’m all clear 👍


Oh for fucks sake. I knew hogan had shitty views to put it nicely. But full blown maga fuckwit I didn’t know. God dammit. Why are people who were super famous in the 80s turning shit. God dammit loved that guy when I was a kid. Should have stuck to telling people to take vitamins


So the ads are getting weirder. Ever wanted to dress up and have people think you have been shot multiple times and have pants they look like you are shitting blood. Do I have the ad for you. I kinda want to know what the undies look like.

RecliningPanda's tweet image. So the ads are getting weirder. Ever wanted to dress up and have people think you have been shot multiple times and have pants they look like you are shitting blood. Do I have the ad for you. I kinda want to know what the undies look like.

Holy shit Big bronson reed is the greatest. @BRONSONISHERE mate is the complete package. Power. Dominates the ring. Awesome on the mic. The ultimate bad ass. I can’t wait to see him demolish sheamus and then move on to getting that belt.

RecliningPanda's tweet image. Holy shit 
Big bronson reed is the greatest. @BRONSONISHERE mate is the complete package. Power. Dominates the ring. Awesome on the mic. The ultimate bad ass. I can’t wait to see him demolish sheamus and then move on to getting that belt.

Apparently it’s my 10 year day today

RecliningPanda's tweet image. Apparently it’s my 10 year day today

A stunning winters day here in Aus. For people on other places on the world I’m sorry you are not here :p. And a visit from the local fauna (forgive shitty photo it’s through a fly screen )

RecliningPanda's tweet image. A stunning winters day here in Aus. For people on other places on the world I’m sorry you are not here :p. And a visit from the local fauna (forgive shitty photo it’s through a fly screen )

I totally missed out shayna baszler had what I think is an iron hands outfit in this past clash at the castle. Pity she didn’t come out with the belt but nice to see another legion get up also Zoe stark is awesome too

RecliningPanda's tweet image. I totally missed out shayna baszler had what I think is an iron hands outfit in this past clash at the castle. Pity she didn’t come out with the belt but nice to see another legion get up also Zoe stark is awesome too

Thought of the day. I would watch an event where the best drivers from f1, rally, nascar w/e. The top 3 from each all compete in Mario kart. I think seeing the reaction time would be cool. the pain of getting blue shelled would be funny. Just like tennis should have Wii tennis


So sunscreen is woke now? So I’m vis that the person who believes that hasn’t been south of the equator. All Aussies have slip slip slap drilled into them from an early age. Same with no hat no play etc

RecliningPanda's tweet image. So sunscreen is woke now? So I’m vis that the person who believes that hasn’t been south of the equator. All Aussies have slip slip slap drilled into them from an early age. Same with no hat no play etc

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