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AND ITS LIVE!As seen on last night's live stream,you can donate to #kitoff4victory via the link. If you donate £10 or more before June 6th you'll be entered into a draw to win this hand made sign, perfect for any bookshelf or desk. @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray justgiving.com/page/simon-err…

RedFiveModels's tweet image. AND ITS LIVE!As seen on last night's live stream,you can donate to #kitoff4victory via the link. If you donate £10 or more before June 6th you'll be entered into a draw to win this hand made sign, perfect for any bookshelf or desk. @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray justgiving.com/page/simon-err…
RedFiveModels's tweet image. AND ITS LIVE!As seen on last night's live stream,you can donate to #kitoff4victory via the link. If you donate £10 or more before June 6th you'll be entered into a draw to win this hand made sign, perfect for any bookshelf or desk. @WeHaveWaysPod @almurray justgiving.com/page/simon-err…

In science news, Dutch scientists have tried to cross Cheetah genes with Crab genes. I for one am quiet worried though, as it could go sideways, real fast.


Boots on netflix is really good.


Me "AI is the devil's work, it'll cause more harm than good" Also me "ooh look at this. Spitfire goes spinny. 🤩" Seriously tho. Get rid of AI.


People may have different religious and political beliefs, they may support your arch rivals on the football field, have different views on so many things but one thing that unities almost all British people is YOU DON'T BUT YOUR TREE UP IN BLOODY NOVEMBER!

Dear whoever this may concern. It is 6th November. I do not want to hear #Christmas songs yet. Bugger off the lot of you. That is all. Carry on.



It's insane how people adore the ultra wealthy, like they somehow, one day, will be like them or hope for crumbs from the top table but immediately lose their absolute shit when people worse off than them are offered the tiniest bit of help, crying "communism" and "woke Marxism"


People pronouncing Mk as "EM KAY' instead of Mark gets on my tit end. Like "Spitfire Em Kay Five"


In an effort to cut down on all the violence, I say we just give anyone,Train Guards, Teachers, Paramedics, anyone public facing really, GLOCKS. What's the worst that could happen? I mean, seems to work in the US, doesn't it?


Hilarious, Reform in Kent are probably not going to put up Christmas lights this year because it means they have to take all the flags down. It's a proper bigot catch 22 for them isn't it? Hate patriots or hate Santa? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Could probably get an Exocet missile quicker and with less fuss than buying noiseless fireworks from ASDA like.


Did you know the game Mortal Kombat is actually based on a Nordic Christian Song? It's a Finnish Hymn


Ah, alot of a certain crowd are awfully quiet about Samir Zitouni being an absolute hero during the Huntingdon train incident. Wonder why, when they were so quick to attack people with different coloured skin? It's like they've got a specific agenda or summit.


But something, something BOATS

Nigel Farage wants to replace your NHS with private health insurance, remove your human rights, destroy your environment, scrap the minimum wage and remove the pension triple lock Be careful what you vote for #FarageOut #FarageRiots thetimes.com/uk/politics/ar…



Model meet, Nov 12th. 8pm UK. All welcome. Unfortunately, due to some dickhead recording the last one against our will we have to take extra steps. Please read the attached pic. Registration vi the usual link below. us06web.zoom.us/meeting/regist…

RedFiveModels's tweet image. Model meet, Nov 12th. 8pm UK. All welcome. Unfortunately, due to some dickhead recording the last one against our will we have to take extra steps. Please read the attached pic. Registration vi the usual link below.
us06web.zoom.us/meeting/regist…

Some excellent autumn sky tonight.

RedFiveModels's tweet image. Some excellent autumn sky tonight.

Wait, is @James1940 the waiter that walks past a few seconds in? @almurray @WeHaveWaysPod

42 million Americans lost food assistance today, but the Lobster Thermidor and champagne was flowing at Mar-a-Lago tonight.



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42 million Americans lost food assistance today, but the Lobster Thermidor and champagne was flowing at Mar-a-Lago tonight.


Some excellent autumn sky tonight.

RedFiveModels's tweet image. Some excellent autumn sky tonight.

19th century doctors were like "You can't cough if you're wasted as fuck"

RedFiveModels's tweet image. 19th century doctors were like  "You can't cough if you're wasted as fuck"

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