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@Resolution2017

One Day At A Time

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Me commentary on being sent to Destination McFucked. Crank ya sound. #McDonalds #mcdonaldsfight #LasVegas #ozzymanreviews #funnyshit #FunniestTweets


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When life gives you shit, turn it into biofuel.


It's a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming it's blood funnel into anything that smells like money.


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Meet uBeam :)

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Being a kind of famous woman who expresses her unpopular opinions in a culture that hates women is in itself a serious mistake?


Black buck - > Big Buck - > Big Buckchod


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Pakistanis checking GDP wise list of countries...

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This guy can beat anyone in bollywood. @RanveerOfficial


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Saw dis while reading my GK book 😂😂😂 #JioFilmfareAwards

zaranwar0's tweet image. Saw dis while reading my GK book 😂😂😂 #JioFilmfareAwards

What will you do with a 4563 ebook book library?


They never get arrested even when you are convicted.


Ye Raat Ko Aati Hai, Phir Kahin Kho Jaati Hai. Kaun hai Ye?


How in the world does human survive?


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Thank you, Hina Khan. You’ve clearly exposed who you’re: An insecure, egoistic, big-headed loser who has absolutely no integrity or grace to accept that Shilpa is a better person than you and winning hearts for who she is and not cuz she’s a Maharashtrian or stays in the kitchen.


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