Conservator Kovat
@RetiredKovat
Ex-Public Conservator for the #Cardassian system of Jurisprudence. Career ruined by @AnnoyedOBrien because apparently winning _is_ everything.
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Have you been involved in an accident and it WAS your fault? Guilty but not sure you'll get the right sentence? Then come down to #CardyConservators4you newly opened on #DS9 Terok Nor. We'll get you the punishment YOU deserve.
You all already know, who I know, is GUILTY.
...AND THAT, MADAM ACHRON, IS WHY MY CLIENT CAN ONLY BE FOUND INNOCENT! ...oh I'm on mute. Can you hear me now? Well I'm not doing all that again. Just find him guilty like the rest.
Do not panic my good fellow, honestly is always the best policy in this courtroom. No no, you don't need to say anything. We can _honestly_ see that you are guilty. Take my client away.
Please do not refer to the Archon as 'Piggy' Mr O'Brien.
They always ask "Where is my Conservator?! I'm bloody innocent! Please don't vapoursize me! brwahffhgaaaaahzzzt" ...and never "How is the Conservator?" It's just bad manners.
Please @RikerRockin can you just be normal for one day. youtu.be/-e9frGwAp0k
We have a saying on Cardassia. Have on to others, before they have on to you.
No. No! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Computer, open a subspacetube channel. Ahum. Hey guys it's ya boi SmoovKovat69 here. We're back with another "I'm not guilty, get me out of here!" CHALLENGE don't forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE
You know, the guilty verdict wasn't exactly my idea. I did everything I could... ⓘ 𝗕𝗮𝗷𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
Of course, of course, mistakes are... nothing to be ashamed of. Be joyus for this opportunity to grow and learn... ...and shortly you'll learn you're headed for dilithium mines. Guards, take my client away.
I have been asked to represent @realGulDukat in legal action against the USS Michigan's crew for election fraud.
And yet no one ever submits me evidence of an offence...
You stand accused of subtweeting @realGulDukat like a miserable, disgusting, cowardly, unworthy, petty, and most dishonest worm. How do you plead? Pssst, it'll go a lot easier if you just say 'guilty'. And maybe throw in that you're sorry. The folks at home love that.
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