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Republicans want small government and also the ability to target individuals and personally have them fired


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How old am I? I just did a double take and catcalled a very nice cedar fence.


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Is that all-glass iPhone top rack dishwasher safe?


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I held the iPhone X up to my ass & it logged into your boyfriend's Facebook


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This is Apple's way of telling us they're two iOS updates away from having all the technology featured in the movie Inception.

DanWilbur's tweet image. This is Apple's way of telling us they're two iOS updates away from having all the technology featured in the movie Inception.

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i just saw IT and im in the mood to beat up a fuckin clown


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Ted you need to address this.


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All new Tonight Show tonight. Axes will be thrown! #FallonTonight


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Unchecked capitalism is going well

TheDweck's tweet image. Unchecked capitalism is going well

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Hey quit bein weird


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Comparing apples and oranges just makes them both jealous


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I'm a: 🔘suck ass meme


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I wanna be DJ Khaled's son when I grow up.


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Why ruin perfection? #WednesdayWisdom

JimGaffigan's tweet image. Why ruin perfection?  #WednesdayWisdom

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Guy with clipboard: spare 5 mins? We're raising money for gorillas in Rwanda Me: gorillas? Mate [leans in close] I fucken hate gorillas


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