David Hughes
@david8hughes
Writer. I wrote this bio. Mock the Week | Trailer Park Boys | The Project
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Parents should ask babies for consent before doing the airplane thing with the spoon.
[FaceTiming my wife] Wife: then tomorrow we fly back at around-why do you keep touching the screen? Me: I wanna know how long is left
Saw a dude get an umbrella out on a hot day like little bits of the sun were about to fall off & land on his head. Grow up ya pasty nerd.
From the bottom of my heart I just want to say a big fuck you to both 6 and 7.
In school they said I’d never amount to anything. That college wouldn’t be an option for me because I didn’t have the work ethic or discipline. Well this week (not including today & yesterday) I’ve had zero cases of explosive diarrhoea & just put a deposit down on an air fryer.
Good cop: we found the body in the river Cop who doesn't want people knowing he can't swim: I was sick that day otherwise I'd have found it
Fucken hate it when Sonic drops the coins, those are valuable you little shit just slow down
The thing about Will Smith is that even though he’s an action star, sometimes he acts like a fucken idiot.
Interviewer: why do you want to work here? Me: I really admire your company’s commitment to paying people
Best part of 28 Years Later is when Ralph Fiennes tells Spike to put his mum’s skull away.
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