Rocket Raccoon
@RockingGuardian
(RP account.) Oi! What are you looking at flarkface? I'm part of the Guardians of the Galaxy, tracking down Thanos wherever old pruneface may be.
So Green n' means how big was that Skrull ya saw? @DestroyerDrax
Oi man was that guy the biggest clusterflark ever or what? Night blokes.
@Waspish1 Hmmmmm I guess do it, it's not like you're gonna kill people right mate?
Those are the best drawings of raccoons ever.
Man this is boring, I can't even annoy Drax, has anybody seen him around? He's probably just hiding from me 'cause he fears me and junk.
#ThingsThatKeepMeAwakeAtNight That sodding Cosmo might steal my stuff.
And then someone mailed me a KILLER FLARKING CLOWN!! WHO DOES THAT?!
Ugh I remember that flarking office job I had, terrible, everyone called me "cute" and "adorable".
#ThoughtsDuringSchool I'm a flarking raccoon I'm too good for school so I didn't go.
#100ThingsIHate Office buildings, people who don't wash their flarking hands, CLOWNS!, weapon jams, Cosmo, I could go on.
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