Roosterous Maximus
@RoosterMax
at the apex of all things half assed
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Hey faux-hawk dad driving the jacked up chevy avalanche, im certain the Wataburger drive thru doesn’t have a video screen, so for sure dont use your hands to describe how tall you want your burger stacked.
That kiki thing used to be called “ghost ridin’ the whip” and we were doing it before phones had cameras on them. JusSayin
If brown recluse (fiddle back) spiders had the violin on their abdomen instead of their cephalothorax we could call em’ fiddle butts, and I think that would be much better.
My homie needed clean pee, and I’m a good friend... even though I disapproved
Hey, guy who tucks his ears into his fitted cap, please stop. #YoFittedAintFittin
Ferrari makes sunglasses. Eddie Bauer makes baby strollers. Smith&Wesson makes mountain bikes. Is it too much to ask for sum La-Z-Boy boots?
You know when you have that big fast loud fart that acts as a cork for the small slow quiet fart afterwards. Anyway I feel 10 pounds lighter
#HighlinePark in Chelsea is nice. I love the concept... but in Texas we call those weeds 😆#SorryNotSorry
You've shaved the head under your fedora hat. "I ♥️my poodle" is the sticker on your top down Mini Cooper. Wait...oh ok... California plates
You worked so hard to hook your two ugly friends up with each other. How dare you laugh at their fugly baby. You created that monster
You're a grown ass man with a backwards hat, an unkept beard, and more than a little overweight. From here your lip ring looks like herpes.
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