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1973: -What are you doing with that #4KB of #RAM? -Sending people to the moon. 2022: - What are you doing with that #32GB of RAM and 102% #CPU? - #Chrome checking for updates. #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding


In case of fire 1. git commit 2. git push 3. leave building #programming #Developer #coder #python #Java #programmers #code #Coding #cpp


doorbell doesn't work please yell InputStream in = new FileInputStream("/path/to/doorbell.mp3"); AudioStream as = new AudioStream(in); AudioPlayer.player.start(as); or Knock #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding #cpp


In C++ we don't say "Missing asterisk" we say "error C2664: 'void std::vector<block,std::allocator<_Ty>>::push_back(const block &)": cannot convert argument 1 from 'std::_Vector_iterator<std::_Vector_val<std::_Simple_types<block>>>' to 'block &&." #programming #Developer #coder


Never spend 5 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 10 hours failing to automate it. #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding


Once a year, for 12 hours (7a-7p) any Pull Request will be accepted without any review whatsoever. All tech debt is legal Introducing: The Merge #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding


I like to add ¿ or ™€â any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding #webdev #webdeveloper


isInt(x) is a function. It returns True when x is an integer, and False when it is int #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding


Nerds: let's do a #hackathon to find ways that #programmers can fight covid-19 NJ Gov: unemployment system is falling over and we need COBOL programmers Nerds: not like that, #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #code #Coding #cpp


Once I began working in IT finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies. #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding #cpp #MondayMotivation


Real-world coding is all about looking up tutorials and #StackOverflow online and working off of that ... Are you new to this? #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding #cpp #MondayMotivation


Dear #web #developers, The answer is zero. Zero. Get it through your thick skulls. Zero is the number of times anyone has EVER wanted something to autoplay on your site and start making noise. I'd honestly rather you mine crypto-currency in my #browser than use my speakers.


Today "Java runs on billions of devices" is not a statement of pride, but a statement of pure terror. #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding #cpp


mysql> delete from users where id = 23 or 22; Query OK, 224 rows affected (0,03 sec) mysql> select * from users ; Empty set (0,02 sec) #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding #cpp #mysql


it's really hacky code that I thought would only live a couple of weeks, 5 years ago #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding #cpp


Cocktail "Recursion" recipe Add to a glass: 1 cl of rum 3 cl of Coca-Cola 6 cl of cocktail "Recursion" #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding #cpp


Who led the digital transformation of your company? > CEO > CTO > COVID-19 #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding


deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (by making a pull request on their #GitHub repo) #programming #Developer #coder #python #javascript #Java #programmers #code #Coding


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