SCS Fantasy Hate Central
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Making fun of your favorite (or least favorite) SCS Fantasy Team 1 tweet at a time
Past StaTic Gaming members in tonight’s championship* crew battle: 6 stocks taken 🥶🥶 9 stocks lost 🔥🔥 0 players positive 🫣🫣 3 playoff spots wasted 😭😭 Aww, the crew lives on even now.. some things never change 🥹
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to give you a FIRST LOOK into the ‘25 Loan Sharks championship* ring 👀 It is said that each ring costs roughly $200,000 and is infused with the corpse of every dead crew that allowed this crew to even be good! Congrats LS 🔥
Turtles GM Sola A. Struna breaks silence on 0-3 start and comparisons to the New York Giants, and states what the team needs to correct in order to win. Here’s what he had to say:
Despite the SCS being mickey & dead for the last few years… Synergy Burst has YET to win a title: 2 Finals Made 🔥🔥🔥 2 Finals Lost 🥶🥶🥶 1,046 Members Wasted 🥵🥵🥵 972 Days Spent Caring 💀💀💀 We might just see an Embiid conference finals appearance before a SYN! ring 😭😭
The House today: FOUR errors 👀 12.27 ERA 🔥 ONE Sunday night heartbreaker ONE ‘n three ONE record that’s identical to MCKY Welcome to the ChumpsAlliance, Spoon!
The Nintendo Switch 2: Relying on DK and Kirby to carry the console No main line Mario, Zelda, Pokemon in sight 1 Wheelchair Basketball game 15,672 fans disappointed WE’RE STICKING TO PC GANG😭🙏
SCS fantasy baseball on opening day: 7 teams batting under .200 1,384 complaints Outdone by day 1 Valnoir 52 tears wiped PLAYOFF FENGCHENG WOULD BE BEATING HALF OF THE TEAMS💔💔💔
VB3’s 2025 Fantasy Baseball Draft: Passed on Shohei Ohtani 5 Reaches Royce Lewis injured after 12 hours 74 laughs generated NEW YEAR, SAME VB3💪
The Big 3 in the 2024-25 fantasy season: 0 playoff wins 8 playoff losses 23 weeks choked 7 times fleeced TIME TO HANG IT UP UNC💔
FLash after 2023 baseball: 0 (real) playoff appearances 15 first round picks acquired 7 times fleeced 91 IR stints 2 times beat out by Sola in NBA PACK YOUR BAGS FELLAS… CANCUN HERE WE COME😭😭😭
The Big 3 in the playoffs: 0 wins 3 losses 17,506 Fans Disappointed 91% Ratings Dropped MOVE OVER BIG 3, ITS RGMM’S LEAGUE NOW
DROUGHT IS OVER!! FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2023, THE “BIG 3” ARE ALL IN THE PLAYOFFS!
SCS Fantasy Crew in their pre-season debut tonight: 0 positive players 🔥 🔥 Folded to two mid tiers 😭 😭 Relying on a washed VB3 💀💀 Move over d^ and syn!, these old vets got some fight 👀
DROUGHT IS OVER!! FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2023, THE “BIG 3” ARE ALL IN THE PLAYOFFS!
Scrub and Omen in Fortnite: 7 times landed Spaghetti Grotto 15 track meets ran 0 reboot cards collected 47 emotes used NOAH LYLES, USAIN BOLT, SCRUB AND OMEN
Spoonlord and RGMM this week: 7 Injured Players Started Under 200 Points Combined 4 Vegas Calls Taken Bench Outscored Starting Lineup Vegas made the call… they need the Big 3 in the playoffs😭😱
Wolves But Bad since joining fantasy basketball: 4-14 Record 0 Waiver Wire Moves 63 Timberwolves Drafted 1 GM Fired 1 Loss From Tying The Loss Record We are witnessing history folks… THE AGENCY, YOU HAVE COMPANY🙏😭😂
LeBron and Luka combined tonight for the Zebras: 7/34 FG 🤢🤢 2/12 3pt 😭😭 22 points COMBINED 🐶💔 6 fouls 💀💀 ZERO double doubles 🎃👻 How much help do the Zebras need 😭😭😭
Dunkers path to their first week 1 win: Only facing Jokic twice 😱😱😱 Brandon Miller injury 11 mins into his season 🤕🤕🤕 Played a team that had Jordan Clarkson 😭😭😭 Didn’t face the Boston Brick Layers 🔥🔥🔥 No wonder they’re home is Disneyland… THEY’RE MICKEY MOUSE 🐭🐭
FINAL: Dunkers 8, Tuartas 3. First week 1 win in franchise history… in Disneyland again next week vs RAHH.
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