Student's Declassified College Survival Guide
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Just another college student scraping by. (I do not own images)
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Today I apologized to my professor for always falling asleep in his class and he just goes "It's okay, you look comfy up there". #professor #sorry #tired #college #school
Why do all my 60 year old professors have children between the ages of like, 2 and 10? #Math #professors #kids #LittleKids #college #school
Can someone please lmk how some college kids are traveling the world and I'm having to check my bank account to see if I have $4 for Starbucks???
You know that you’ve really fucked up when the ambulance is on it’s way for you and the football game and tailgating haven’t even started yet. #football #ambulance #college #school #already
Mom: Did you bring any cash with you to school? Me:
Hide the tables, college parties are starting. #TableSmashing #College #Parties
I keep trying to convince my friends from home to come to my school, but they want their own lives or something, and I’m just here like, “That’s stupid”. #school #college #friends #separation #life
Fortunately for college students, no one will ever rob them because they don’t have anything worth robbing. Lol wait, I forgot about the government and all of the banks that rob them on an interest basis. #college #poor #robbing #criminal #school #money
One time I took a 4 hour nap at school, but I tell everyone that it was technically two 2 hour naps, since I woke up for a 5 minute intermission to pee. #naps #napping #hours #school #tired
I have a college friend who follows someone from high school that they hate on Instagram purely just to like their photos and then unlike them just to spite the person. #hate #passiveaggressive #college #people #instagram
College is cool because you have no fucking clue what year someone is in. Either everyone looks the same age, or they are that one 50 year old in your lecture that is returning to school. #college #age #year #young #old #cool
Ever since college, that spongebob episode where he has to write an essay and ends up burning his house down to escape it is too relatable.
I’m not sure that my college friend will ever visit me again bc when they met some of my high school friends, one of them was experiencing a meltdown & screaming in the middle of the restaurant about how no one loves them, while beating a table to death. Not scary at all. #scary
Stores are already talking about “back-to-school shopping”. Bitch, I haven’t even made enough money yet this summer to buy those fancy pens that I like without breaking the bank. #backtoschool #shopping #college #money #pens
*My goals for this semester* “I’m going to study a lot, intern, get involved, join clubs, work and do everything that I can possibly do to learn” *Also my goals for this semester* “I want to sleep a lot and do stupid shit” #goals #conflicts #new #semester #college
Tip: If you plan on drinking, purchase a trashcan with a lid for nasty hangovers. Your nose will thank you. #hangover #tip #college #trash #vomit #badsmell
“You can’t spend money that you don’t have” Me: “lol tell that to my credit card and student loan bills 👌” #studentloans #creditcard #bills #money
One of my friends was disappointed that Halloween is on a Wednesday this year. I just said that it’s fine because there’s “Wine Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, and then Friday, Saturday and Sunday”. Then I realized that all the kids at my college are alcoholics #halloween #wednesday
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