Conan Farrell
@SQLDub
SQL DBA, Data Architect, ETL writer and coffee fetcher. #gnuTerrryPratchett Moved to:http://conan-f.bsky.social
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Map of Europe drawn from memory
For the day that's in it. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #May4th ( contains strong langauge, it's Malcolm Tucker after all)
Flights and hotel booked for #SQLBits Maybe the T-Shirts won't be quite as Orange this year. #HereBeDragons
Data (re)connections?
WE HAVE A THEME FOR #SQLBITS2022!🎉Do you have any guesses what it might be?🤔 Retweet with your guess and if your right you'll win an awesome prize in relation to the theme!🤯 (However, you won't know if your guess is right until our official announcement!📅) - Good Luck!
A rare photo of Schrödinger's cat 📸 🐈📦 🤣
The entire database community shakes their head. Excel being used as a database strikes again.
In the UK the number of cases rose rapidly. But the public – and authorities – are only learning this now because these cases were only published now as a backlog. The reason was apparently that the database is managed in Excel and the number of columns had reached the maximum.
I would like to blame the lag for my poor showing in the #sqlbits quiz. As I said, I would like to #sqlbits2020 #iknowstuffiswear
Thank you to the committee members for making what was I’m sure was a very tough decision. See you all in September. #SQLBits
As most of you probably expected we've made the decision to move #SQLBits 2020. It will now be run from the 29th Sept - 3rd Oct. Check out sqlbits.com and sqlbits.com/information/faq
Just in case you haven't seen this already.
the room next door - President Trump and the Coronavirus
The office next door to ours made me feel bad about our lack of decoration so I drew this. #science
So #SQLBits is 5 days this year. The extra day being a conference day. That's a lot of extra sessions.
It's so important to label your axes correctly.
When you finish a PhD in computer science, they take you to a special room and explain that you must never use recursion in real life. Its only purpose is to make programming hard for undergrads.
When you finish a PhD in computer science, they take you to a special room and explain that you must never use recursion in real life. Its only purpose is to make programming hard for undergrads.
No, It's with a BEARD. Now get out Yogi! #DataScotland
CAPTION COMPETITION TIME 📢 Retweet this photo of Rob Sewell at #DATAScotland with your best caption, and we’ll pick a winner on Friday to send a copy of ‘Learn DBA Tools in a Month of Lunches’ by @sqldbawithbeard and @cl!
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