
Magnus Ahlkvist (he/him)
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The shape of half my house, according to our robot Ludde. Looks like a lorry with a lion face.

Live now: Haripriya Naidu, TempDB contention on SQL Friday. youtube.com/live/5ryG3nosm…
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After a few really nice days at @FrankGeisler house and some interaction between Frank’s car’s rear and another car’s front I’m in the hotel to get some rest and finish some last details before tomorrows precon on @datamindsbe #datamindsconnect
This picture. It takes 18 minutes from Västerås to Enköping. Every time. There’s no way to make up lost time here. So if the train actually left 7:43, I’m annoyed that its expected arrival in Enköping is still 7:50. Don’t pretend to be less late than you are @SJ_AB

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Tell me you’re Swedish without saying you’re Swedish. Soft ice with salt liquorice sprinkles.

Swedish extreme-right backed gov remove "flight tax" next summer. They say it will increase availability and lower prices. Tax is circa 80 SEK (8 USD) for a european flight. That will not do **** to anyone's ability to buy a ticket. And it won't do **** to avaiability. </rant>
Erica and I enjoy our last hours in Oslo before we get on the bus back to Sweden. It was awesome seeing all of y’all! See you again next year Oslo. And I’ll see a lot of the speakers and attendees soon again, in Gothenburg, Stockholm, Hanau, Mechelen and Utrecht.

I'm going to select the first few sessions for SQL Friday season 9 (starting October 18) soon. Call for Speakers is open and will remain open until April, but session selections will be done continously. sessionize.com/sql-friday-oct…
Renaming tables or columns using Entity Framework or database projects can cause deploys to drop the old object and create a new, shiny and empty one if not done properly - Ask Google (or preferrably someone on your team, if you have someone who knows) - Test before going to prod
A couple of “unfollows” today. People can have whatever political views they want and I’m not easily disturbed by it. But spreading outright lies - ones that have been debunked time and time again - that’s too much for me.
SQL Friday season 9 and 10 - Call for Speakers is open. These two seasons, CfS will be open almost the entire time and sessions will be picked continously. SQL Friday is an online, friday noon (Central European Time) event. Presentations are ~ 60 min. sessionize.com/sql-friday-oct…
Kom igen nu @kanal5sverige - hur kan ni inte visa Truls match som huvudsändning med svenska kommentatorer?
No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue
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