SQLJackBauer
@SQLJackBauer
Stickin' it to terrorists (and SQL injectors)
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This can’t be true, unless someone helped him find Alabama on a map.
Ask the grieving families if they give a rat’s ass what AR really means, you overeducated manchild. An “assault weapon” ban should apply to weapons like the AR-15 even if the A doesn’t stand for “assault.” And the M16, though it doesn’t even have an A and the M stands for model.
PSA: The AR in “AR style weapon” is NOT an acronym for *assault rifle* or *automatic rifle* Avoid making this nomenclature mistake. AR is actually shorthand for the company, ArmaLite, that designed weapon in 1950’s, & rifle. ArmaLite Rifle = AR Best to understand description.
Definitely learning some great things about #sql2014 at #msteched. Thanks MS for sending actual product people here, not just marketing!
Awesome, Touch is the new #24. Will have to change my handle to @SQLMartinBohm. fox.com/programming/sh…
Wish people would type English instead of using all kind of shorthand to fit everything into one tweet. It's ok to post two readable tweets!
Today's "I used a more complex word than necessary to sound smarter" word of the day: remediate instead of correct or fix.
This community is amazing. Last week I was following all the #sqlpass activity. Now it's a running late-night TV #sqlsue gag.
@TopSQL if you want to get your side of this out in public, now would be the time. Waiting isn't going to help only hurt.
Oh crap, @SQLWorkshop / @topsql have accused me of stealing their terrorist-hunting tactics and "information retrieval" techniques.
What #SQLdenali feature are you most excited about? Least excited about? For me: most = contained databases, least = filetable. #SQLserver
Just walked by a consultant in the next aisle. He was reading an article entitled, "Getting help for your heavy period." Yikes.
Repetitive theme: conference calls with jerks typing loud, chewing, breathing heavy, not talking - there's a MUTE button #thingsthatbotherme
Idiots that continue a bluetooth phone conversation while they take a leak and pretend to wash their hands. #thingsthatbotherme
Really bad resume mistakes: "Highly motivated ... blah blah ... with atention to detail."
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