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For funny and weird stuff in the world of SQL Server :-D
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Compatibility NOT: If you have several versions of SSIS servers in your shop...you need several version of Management Studio ;)
SQL Server Management Datawarehouse could be configured in SQL 2008...but first officially removed in SQL 2012...2 versions later ;)
DBA sometimes stand for Default Blame Acceptor...but we DBAs never understood why SAN doesn't stand for Serious Accidents Network ;)
SQL Server 2005 was referred to as SQL Server 2003 in some sections of the RTM version of Books Online
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