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"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes
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RT @randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes
RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)
Happy Valentines Day my friends! Hope you spread some love and a little laughter today 💖 #valentinesday2023 #SQLjokes #datalove #sql
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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?" 🍻🤣 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Mind if I join you?" 🍻 #SQLJokes #DatabaseHumor
#SQLmeme: - How do you organize a party in SQL? - Yout SELECT a table and JOIN it! #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor
#SQLmeme: - Why did the SQL query break up with the database? - Because it couldn’t handle the relationships😆💔 #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor
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If adding indexes was the only fast move to make queries faster, then why worry about transaction isolation, concurrency, and scalability? Just slap an index on it and chill! 😂 #DatabaseEngineering #SQLJokes #IndexesForDays #TechHumor #DBAProblems #SQLTips #DBATips
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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, 'Can I join you?' #SQLJokes
#sql #sqljokes #programming #Programminghumor #programmingjokes #programmingsql #coding #sre #code #coderjokes #aws #sqlserver2022
Why did the database go to therapy? Because it had too many relations that were not working! 😅😄 #SQL #sqljokes #database #relationship #rela
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😂 #sql #sqljokes #sqlhumor #data #database #datajokes #datameme #datahumor #databaseengineer #databaseadministrator #datascience #dba #dev #programming
"Does anyone know what the relationship 'ISA' pertains to in our database?" Me: ISA knife... #SQLJokes
RT @randyklittle: When DBA's get bored. #indiedev #sqljokes
@meowmeownownow @Ltrademark yo mama's so fat I tried to DROP TABLE Yo_Mama but my servers crashed #SQLjokes
RT randyklittle: OK maybe now I'm taking this a bit too far. #sqljokes #indiedev (via TheIndieSloth)
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