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Charles Garver

@SQLnaut

Banana loving Database Administrator with chimpish good looks, likes listening to the Monkees, watching Planet of the Apes & long spacewalks in the solar wind.

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Downtown Portland fear of election riots. #Portland

SQLnaut's tweet image. Downtown Portland fear of election riots. #Portland
SQLnaut's tweet image. Downtown Portland fear of election riots. #Portland

Fortune Ave Records gofund.me/afc31a83. Please help my friend get his recording studio off the ground. With help he’ll be able to make cassettes, cd’s & cut vinyl & record mix & master 100% analog! Having survived stage 4 cancer, Kyler is living his dream.


Great year-end wrap up of #SQL #PASS presentations at our @PortlandSQL holiday party with lots of Thai Food. Thx for guiding the group this year @JodyPilsworth! Thx for food & career guidance @VanderTweet

SQLnaut's tweet image. Great year-end wrap up of #SQL #PASS presentations at our @PortlandSQL holiday party with lots of Thai Food. Thx for guiding the group this year @JodyPilsworth! Thx for food & career guidance @VanderTweet

It’s been a great ride but its time to say goodbye. #Microsoft #visio #basementcleanup

SQLnaut's tweet image. It’s been a great ride but its time to say goodbye. #Microsoft #visio #basementcleanup

In the 1970’s I really thought we’d have bullet trains by now. Just another thing #Republicans killed to help their corporate overlords. -Sigh- #VoteDemocrat #Amtrak #KeepPortlandWeird


Tractor trailer hit a bridge causing 1 hour delay for #Amtrak 506 while inspectors made sure bridge was safe.


Awesome Women’s Team USA 4 championships! You showed the world, keep fighting! #equalpay #WorldCup2019


The world champion women’s soccer team will not be visiting the White House with this president in office. I can’t wait to see them visit Congress! It’s time for our nation to wake up to equal rights for women and equal rights for LGBTQIA people! #WomensWorldCup


Just saw the US women’s team win the FIFA World Cup! Rapinoe and Lavelle scored and I am overcome with emotion. Go women’s rights and equality! I love it!#WomensWorldCup2019


Learning about Extended Events and Query Store from @erinstellato Good Stuff! #SQL #SQLFamily @SQLskills


Pat is a good speaker. I learned a few things!

Great Presentation tonight about Multi-Tenant Implementation / RLS by Pat Jesson. Cool real world implementation using Row Level Security! Thanks @VanderTweet for delicious pizza! #SQL #SQLServer #SQLPASS #SQLTraining

PortlandSQL's tweet image. Great Presentation tonight about Multi-Tenant Implementation / RLS by Pat Jesson. Cool real world  implementation using Row Level Security! Thanks @VanderTweet  for delicious pizza! #SQL #SQLServer #SQLPASS #SQLTraining


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Hey you SQL Server database fans, tomorrow is a REAL GOOD day to submit your proposed sessions for #PASSSummit 2019 - the deadline is on Sunday the 31st. On the fence? GO AHEAD! TRY IT! I got mine in today, here's how I drafted them: littlekendra.com/2019/03/13/pas…


When @donlemon frowns he has two noses. #CNN

SQLnaut's tweet image. When @donlemon frowns he has two noses. #CNN

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This is wild

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Meet new friends & say hi to old ones. It's a Party! Join us Dec 6th.

Please join us for our Annual Holiday Meeting Dec 6th! meetup.com/Portland-SQL-S…



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I have a friend who is a great conversationalist. For years, I thought she had an amazing talent. Then I figured out her secret: SHE ASKS PEOPLE QUESTIONS ABOUT THEMSELVES. That's... it. The whole secret. We can all have her superpower.

it’s here! the story that broke my DMs: on the depressing phenomenon of men who ask their dates zero questions melmagazine.com/en-us/story/th…



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Imagine winning the first EVER women's Ballon d'Or. Then giving an unbelievable speech about how big this is for women's football. Then asking little girls to believe in themselves. THEN being asked to twerk. Fuck off dude.

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President Trump’s body language speaks volumes as he answers questions about Hurricane Michael.

SQLnaut's tweet image. President Trump’s body language speaks volumes as he answers questions about Hurricane Michael.

DANGER 4 pedestrians @ SE 24th & Hawthorne Blvd! @Bremik_NW closed sidewalk w no crosswalk 2 cross 4 lanes most pedestrians walking in traffic lane. Does @PBOTinfo prioritize traffic over pedestrians? Need 2 close a lane 4 peds #VisionZero #SlowDown @pdxvisionzero @dansaltzman

SQLnaut's tweet image. DANGER 4 pedestrians @ SE 24th & Hawthorne Blvd! @Bremik_NW closed sidewalk w no crosswalk 2 cross 4 lanes most pedestrians walking in traffic lane. Does @PBOTinfo prioritize traffic over pedestrians? Need 2 close a lane 4 peds #VisionZero #SlowDown  @pdxvisionzero @dansaltzman

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