Sam Saunders
@SamCsaunders
World renowned dendrochronologist and collector of outdated cheques.
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Stuck for a holiday destination? Love Sunderland but have been just too many times? Well, I have just the place...
Sick of listening to posh men wittering on when we currently live in a country governed exclusively by women from Sunderland.
Mourinho asks #lfc bench if they can see some of the offences. Colin Pascoe, Brendan Rodgers’ assistant, offers Mourinho his glasses.
Procrastination contemplation of the day-why does my notepad, full of actual paper for making notes, have a space specifically for notes?
Right, I know this was made with the best possible intentions, but this looks like Eric Garner is going on tour
A photo opportunity with Miss Thailand at the King of Thailand's Birthday celebration in London this evening.
Somebody's missed a trick if they haven't shouted 'come on Tim' at Judy Murray on Strictly
I have my very own 'Lost' hatch. Just waiting for a beam of light to come shooting from it as I gaze at it.
Love how ITV softened the blow of England losing by showing that Eddie Stobart is releasing a compilation 'trucker anthems' album
Had a dream last night where Barack Obama ambushed me in a forest and put forth a terrible argument as to why I should shave.
@_CarrieChapman waking up today feeling the exact same as yesterday was so depressing
In the midst of the preparations for the house sale my mum is quite literally going round and painting over the cracks.
Right, it's my intention to actually try and tweet when I get the chance on this trip and this is one of those chances. So here goes...
“@lifehacks: Mixing alcohol with diet coke will get you more drunk than mixing it with regular coke.” @C_M_Knight
The officer arresting Frank Abagnale in Catch Me If You Can is none other than the real Frank Abagnale Jr.
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