Sam Johnson
@SammyRed
I teach yoga. Travel. Read books in any sliver of sunshine I can find. March is reserved for college basketball. I make a mean playlist.
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"The gun texted its best friends in / the group chat to see if they were okay / the gun waited on a response / the gun received one / the gun did not receive another." Read a new poem by @ClintSmithIII: on.theatln.tc/9eD2HF6
"I remember one of the Sandy Hook parents said they took comfort in the fact that they had seen their child off to school that morning and said, 'I love you.' So she knew that she was loved. I bet they all did, though. Just in case, I love you." mcsweeneys.net/articles/pleas…
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Please Don’t Get Murdered at School Today
Do you have everything? Homework? Lunch? Field trip money? I love you. I remember that one of the Sandy Hook parents said that they took comfort in...
A lawyer on TikTok is performing a weekly list of recently arrested pedophiles in America simply to point out that it’s all youth pastors and politicians, not drag queens
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️
you probably remember this photograph. it's one of the more iconic of the awful images of the nazi torch march at UVA on august 11, 2017. on august 12, the man in the center was elated to see himself on the cover of papers across the county. today, i can tell you he is dead.
Read this obit and absolutely weep. This is how it’s done.
Hell of an obituary for Linda Weide by her husband, “Curb Your Enthusiasm” director Robert B. Weide.
This is a true gift
so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:
It’s us, we’re publishing company
now might be a good time to talk about how austin energy refuses to update its design code that currently requires a parking space directly adjacent to any new building’s transformer vault, making subsurface vaults virtually impossible
Let this absolute jewel of a story be the one thing you read today. “Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind.” vulture.com/2022/10/an-ora…
Whoa whoa whoa! Happy for Adnan and hope for justice for Hae
BREAKING NEWS: Judge throws out Adnan Syed conviction and orders him to be released. thebaltimorebanner.com/community/crim…
This is the ad of the year. Mothers Against Greg Abbot have had enough of the GOP:
If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]
It’s time to step up and get involved at the local level.
“I’ve never seen anything like this, people are coming out of the woodwork,” said the GOP chair in Polk County, FL who added 50 new committee members since Jan. “The most recent time we saw this type of thing was the tea party, & this is way beyond it.” propub.li/3Lbg6kZ
I’ve had people reach out to me in the last 24 hours and say things like, “I feel hopeless” or “I don’t know how you keep doing this work.” And while as a full-time volunteer for a decade I understand this sentiment, I ask you in all sincerity, WHAT IS THE OTHER FUCKING OPTION?
"Buying plants to fill the void vs. Ignoring all your Duolingo alerts." mcsweeneys.net/articles/march…
Truly one of the greatest celebrity stories ever.
This is…not good.
Underwhelming press conference from @PUCTX — lasted ~23 minutes! — about, you know, keeping the lights on in Texas. Handlers cut off questions when they started to get into detail and never even went to reporters on the phone. Doesn't inspire confidence in communication.
Hey @PurpleCarrotXO what brand of sour cream do you carry in your boxes?? It’s never enough and I need to buy/make it in bulk!
While so many Texans are struggling to stay warm without power or heating, many are also worried about paying their rent. On Monday, the first statewide rent assistance program opened up for applicants. texastribune.org/2021/02/03/tex…
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