Samurai Messenger
@SamuraiMess
Everyone else advertises being fast. We advertise being the friendliest, most professional, best smelling messenger service in NYC. That fastest bit is a given.
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Wordle 214 3/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This is going to be how I get back into Twitter.
Please don’t tell messengers to “stay warm out there today” (projected high 20F/-6C) Instead give bike messengers a cash tip every time they step through your door, which will actually help them keep warm.
“EVERYONE STAY HOME AND DONT INTERACT WITH ANYONE OR ANYTHING! ...except for you, grocers and messengers. You go out and touch everyone and everything! No, we don’t have a bathroom you can use. And please don’t buy gloves or masks. We need those for people that matter.”
We don’t need credit. We don’t need loans. We need a plan for lost revenue on an epic scale. During the great depression we were a manufacturing society. As a service economy, loans don’t help anyone, they just postpone the inevitable.
General ambivalence about @awkwafina to active dislike in under 3 stops on the @MTA’s 7 train. So, great marketing @ComedyCentral + @MTA! This is probably the thing that finally forces me to sign up for @Uber
Candace's bike accident fund gofundme.com/f/candace039s-…
Me: This already has approval and just needs a signature. I should be out in 10 minutes. The Bank: hold my beer.
October 9th is International Bike Messenger Appreciation Day. Despite being a vital link in communications, distribution and logistics for most major industries, bike messengers are rarely recognized for the… instagram.com/p/B3ZcX0ZFjzP/…
I’ve lost track of how often I’ve been the randomly bleeding guy in @Bloomingdales
Please consider donating to Robyn Hightman’s Memorial expenses. Any money raised past the goal will be donated to the organization they wanted to work with gf.me/u/tqbsw3
Two of the team crushing it around town. Another fine piece of eye candy from Stay Alive Studio. instagram.com/p/ByEATReBNel/…
The sound of a u-lock hitting the floor of a port-a-potty #bikemessengerproblems
Wearing your helmet while walking the dog #bikemessengerproblems
"Surely it can't rain all day" - Messenger that's going to get rained on, all day.
Counter argument: we've done more NYFW related work this year than we have in the past 3. vox.com/the-goods/2019… via @voxdotcom
TFW your representative quotes one of the best comic books of all time, and for once you actually feel represented in government.
To quote Alan Moore: “None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME.” 🤣
I mean, this headline should probably read “is here, except in America” but, whatever... The Delivery Trike Is Coming nyti.ms/2znNz9P?smid=n…
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