Script Sarge
@Script_Sarge
Look alive, maggots!! I'm here to whip that pencil-necked, shitbird script of yours into shape and get it ready for the field of battle we call the Marketplace.
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@ThemThorntons my buddy Elijah just unleashed his hard-boiled mystery thriller BULLETS, as well: amazon.com/BULLETS-Elijah…
Fall in, pukes! For the love of Jesus H, stop gettin' so damned over-complicated! Find a simple story'n tell it well, maggots!
Don't just "kill" your darlin's — throw 'em down onto bamboo punji sticks smeared with tiger shit at the bottom of a hole like they deserve.
You mongoloid sonsabitches! Readin' your scripts is harder'n doin' time in a 'Nam POW camp! Must I even say it?! RULE #1: Fuckin' ENTERTAIN.
Any script worth its salt'll have themes come out organically, but thinkin' of a Controlling Theme ain't a bad idea. Let it be your Sherpa.
Be careful gettin' cutesy with Reveals. They usually come at the expense of character and Dramatic Irony -- one of our greatest weapons.
Tone is a make-or-break element, maggots. Maintaining consistency with it's often the difference between victory and a tag on your toe.
Dialogue tip, pickle-kissers: For Chrissakes, stop with havin' everybody say each others damn names all the time. Listen. Real folks don't.
Intel's everywhere, you baboon-assed scumbuckets. Always be on th'lookout for story ideas and characters in the world around you. Steal 'em.
I drill men to be unstoppable and overcome anything. But when you set up a hero this way it's BORING. Gotta sense he might fail, shitbirds.
Yahoos say I got lucky to score 836 confirmed kills. Luck's where Preparation meets Opportunity -- and Theme's where Plot meets Character.
Chasin' newfangled trends ain't no way to soldier or to write. You soldier from the heart, you write from the heart. Now drop and gimme 20!!
Always be churnin' out new content, window-lickers. Be your own Military Industrial Complex — no one ever won a war by runnin' outta ammo.
My men train for the Hell of constant conflict. That's what storytelling is: subtle or overt, internal or external -- it's all a war story.
Grunts yell "I like it! I love it! I want s'more of it!" when I'm slingin shit pie in their faces 'cause they got a GOAL. All heroes should.
There's a reason we shave your thick skulls and make you square away those footlockers. STRUCTURE WORKS, you pud-pullin' pukes. #scriptchat
Analogy time, twinks: if properly executed, Plants are to Callbacks as a tracer is to a .50 cal round between the eyes and a fine red mist.
Want my size-12 boondocker planted in your turdsplitter, recruit? Fail to batten down a consistent Tone. I'll be on you like white on rice.
Every scene needs to be written with INTENT, maggots. Not just narratively, but in terms of how you want the audience to feel. #scriptchat
Luck favors the prepared. Make sure you recon before queryin' reps. Don't go in firin' blind... else you might have a My Lai on yer hands.
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