Sebastian Cockatiel
@SebastianSquawk
King of all I survey. Ruler of the (eco-friendly) roost. Chewer of expensive books. Eater of organic food. Lover of lutino cockatiels. 🇪🇺
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Sunday’s are #shower days! I don’t care if your arm is aching human - KEEP SPRAYING ME!! #cockatieladventures #showerperch @NorthernParrots
The UK's Home Secretary, a former tobacco lobbyist, has chosen the hottest New Year's Day on record to announce that she's going to be cracking down on eco-protestors👍 Thanks Priti!
This year we will continue to deliver on the people’s priorities 🇬🇧 More police. Less crime. Deterring illegal migration. Coming soon in 2022 👇🏽 #HappyNewYear
Help everyone see the 7day average CO2 level with this awesome widget The global level of carbon dioxide & its rate of increase are two of the most important factors in deciding the future of our civilisation & life on Earth. co2widget.com Created by @MatthewShribman
This man is a genius - be sure to watch until the end - what a hateful human Katie Hopkins is, her acceptance speech is vile.
Here it is- I Flew Katie Hopkins to Prague to win a Fake Award. youtu.be/eRIdtMlqwNA
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I Flew Katie Hopkins to Prague to Win a Fake Award
Here it is- I Flew Katie Hopkins to Prague to win a Fake Award. youtu.be/eRIdtMlqwNA
youtube.com
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I Flew Katie Hopkins to Prague to Win a Fake Award
Henrietta & I spent Christmas in the #NewForest. The #BeaulieuHotel even gave us presents! (But the vet won’t let us have them because they are not healthy enough ☹️) @NewForestHotels #holiday
Our fate and the fate of the oceans are intimately connected @Jeremy_Hunt #protecttheoceans #worldoceansday
Henrietta and I plan to decorate our new house, so we’ve been removing the wallpaper. It might take longer than expected though because the pet human has put up some obstacles. #homedecor #wallpaperremovalexperts #cockatieladventures
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like, Is it Fascist Flavours? Damn right its Fascist Flavours, I could clean you, But You’re Nigel Farage.
Henrietta always waits for the pet human to carry her out of our cage in the mornings 🙄 She is a #spoiltlittleprincess I always come out by myself, nobody needs to carry me around! #cockatieladventures
Henrietta likes to extract bogies (boogers) from human noses. Here she is having a good dig in our pet human’s cousin’s nostril. He was not expecting that.
The pet human has brought us to work, so I declare today, the 18th January* to be ‘International Take Your Bird to Work Day’ (date subject to change in case of weekends) #takeyourbirdtoworkday #warehouse #sound #yamaha #assistantsoundengineer #cockatieladventures
Henrietta has #NOFEAR when it comes to stealing the pet human’s food. #stealingfood #bequickorbeeaten #donteatbirds #cockatieladventures
Henrietta proudly displays her fashionable new wing colours. (She walked through the pet human’s dinner last night) #lastnightsdinner #fashion #colourful #cockatieladventures #dirtygirlfriend
Sebastian Squawk picture frame modification, call for a free quote. No job too small, no job too big.
WTF Japan?! Why would anyone want to eat endangered creatures? Humans are despicable. bbc.co.uk/news/world-asi…
Driving home for Christmas, the human has stopped for a snack and I WANT SOME!!! (Henrietta is hiding)
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