ApologeticAlarmClock
@hellsalarmclock
Finally, an alarm clock that is actually repentant. Dedicated to the less apologetic GISHWHES team oh_snap_fancy_thatLovesMissingNoLovesTheCumberBatch
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Sorry for throwing off your circadian rhythm with my inane beeping #sorry #beepbeep #bigwordsinthemorning #GISHWHES
Guess what time it is... #beepbeep #sorry #aussieaussieaussie
It's time to join the movement! Give your fellow clocks a hand #ALARMYARMY #beepbeep #punstoppable #GISHWHES
The amount of time I've been clocked on the head just for doing my job makes me sad. Why must I be pun-ished so? #sorry #beepbeep #GISHWHES
I should have just become a pocket watch... #beepbeep #betterpay #lessabuse #poorlifechoices #GISHWHES
You get angry when I wake you up, you get angry when I don't. I just don't know what you want from me #sorry #beepbeep #GISHWHES
7AM getting up in the morning... Whoops wrong day #sorry #beepbeep #gottagetdownonMonday #GISHWHES
I alarm the humans, then they alarm me by resorting to violence so early in the morning #domesticviolenceisnotokay #beepbeep #GISHWHES
Looks like roosters are out of a job #redundancyguilt #beepbeep #sorry #GISHWHES
What's the point of being an alarm clock if I don't put you through the ringer #beepbeep #badpuntostarttheday
You could wake up to birdsong and sunshine, but that would be too cliche #beepbeep
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